[Don't you look at him like that. He's still tempted to toss your ass off the roof. He's still all offended that you decided to leave and go back home after a while. One would think you didn't appreciate the semi-constant abuse!]

That would be because of Captain Paranoid over here. [A rival to you, Mike, without the homicidal tendencies.] Why, your Leo isn't all obsessed with secret plans and meeting places and whatever?