[Henry's idle—genuinely idle—and has only just now discovered this. Cue amusement. His age many or may not be accurate.]
Your Name: Lord Henry Wotton Your Age: Forty-five. Level of Suck of Your Homeworld: I am afraid I am not familiar with this charming piece of argot. Your Complaints About Our Magical Turtle Adventure: As others have stated, the rationing and the increasing tensions are by far the least enjoyable aspects of our stay here. The desolation of the scenery outside the city is also singularly depressing. Notes: Are you in need of a barber, dear fellow?
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Your Name: Lord Henry Wotton
Your Age: Forty-five.
Level of Suck of Your Homeworld: I am afraid I am not familiar with this charming piece of argot.
Your Complaints About Our Magical Turtle Adventure: As others have stated, the rationing and the increasing tensions are by far the least enjoyable aspects of our stay here. The desolation of the scenery outside the city is also singularly depressing.
Notes: Are you in need of a barber, dear fellow?