Then your best bet is a mean punch. Or half-decent savate skill. I am sure you can handle it, with where you come from! Fending off nasty nun-robbers left and right! Imagine their reputation with their gangs.

[... Ok, now it's hard to tell whether this old French guy is pulling his arm or being completely serious. It is impossible to judge by that flat tone.]

You mention your hair -- That reminds me! Here is that survey you wanted. Some good it will do you.

[TXT forthcoming]