Hoverboards, like skateboards with next-generation anti-gravity technology. Come on, don't you guys have Back to the Future in your world?

[And he pauses, trying to figure out how to explain about gods and demigods and complicated god backstory drama shit and then he's just like,] You know what, forget it; you wouldn't want to meet them anyway. Let's just say they're mostly jerks and leave it at that, caprice? [Leo that's not even the right word]