Hey, no need for jealousy, bumpkin! I may have the voice for radio, but you're the one who's got the perfect face for it.

[Yeah, two can totally play that game. Also if she had any body image issues would she really be in this outfit in public, come on.]

Why would I wanna fight some loser like you anyway? But hey, you ask nice, and maybe I'll let you be the ring girl for when I throw down with some real opposition. Act now, and maybe we can find you a nice mask to match the outfit!

Otherwise, I'm thinkin' somethin' in the paper bag range, maybe an extra large one to hide that rat's nest of red you call hair.