[Bones would insist on doing the autopsy himself.

For some reason that, more than anything, makes Jim feel like he's been punched in the gut. Bones was... one of the first real friends he ever made. One of the only ones that mattered.

I'm sorry.]

I think he'd argue that. Come on, it'd be hilarious. Medbay would either end up a warzone or the single most efficiently run place on my ship.