[You mean there's other ways he could be?? But no, that's actually kind of insulting. And not in the sense that he feels insulted, but more in the sense that it's insulting to everyone he's ever slept with, and that makes him slouch casually against his desk, one elbow planted, chin resting calmly in his palm.]

You really didn't think that one through, did you? [Two can play the 'twist words out of context game' and his tone is airy as fuq.] Because you basically just implied only someone without standards would want to sleep with you.