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[imlikeabird]

[Hi everyone! Hawke is is at his desk and looking quite spiffy in his civilian clothes. These people may live on a turtle, but damn if they've got an interesting taste in fashion. Hawke approves. Too bad there's not a Hightown party to attend in this fancy getup. Of course though, there is a point to this, besides Hawke showing off his new threads. Once he's sure he's on screen properly, he sits up.]

The name's Hawke and I've found myself in a bit of a financial bind. That is, I'm flat broke. [Broker than Elf kid's second hand toy. He spent all of his money on clothes...and a few nights at a brothel. Don't judge.]

Since I don't fancy starving to death, I suppose I don't have much a choice but to offer my rather unique set of skills. I'm what you would call a jack of all trades. Need something moved from point A to B? I'll do it. Need protection? I can do that too.

Just know, I draw the line at children and animals.

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[storm_warning]

[Ororo's puzzled. WHAT BROTHEL DID YOU GO TO, BRO?]

What about the whole jobs thing? I thought we got paid for doing these lousy three hours a day.

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[imlikeabird]

[NEVER YOU MIND THAT.]

I'm looking for something a little less 'bore me to tears.'

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[storm_warning]

Here I thought it's been fun not having to risk our lives for money. [A dry comment, though she never really did it for cash anyways.] Are you some kind of adrenaline junkie?

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[imlikeabird]

Let's just say it's never a dull moment where I come from.

text; anonymous

[demon_brat]

That is a wise line to draw. Unless you refuse to protect children.

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[imlikeabird]

Well that depends entirely on whether or not they're annoying.

text; anonymous

[demon_brat]

Noted.

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[imlikeabird]

Since you're taking notes, write this one down: I shouldn't send creepy notes to strangers.

text; anonymous

[demon_brat]

Why not?

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[imlikeabird]

So you're ignoring the 'creepy' part?

text; anonymous

[demon_brat]

I tend to ignore irrelevant and overly emotional items, yes.

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[imlikeabird]

Since when were anonymous notes not creepy?

[Hawke pauses a moment...]

You're a demon, aren't you? Look, I'm not gonna tell you where you can shove your deal because that would be mean. But you can take your spirt-y ass back to the Fade.

text; anonymous

[demon_brat]

Since the intent became mattering.

I am not a demon, just prefer to keep my identity secret, and voices can be recognized. Though I do believe that is the proper attitude towards demonic deals.

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[imlikeabird]

Right. I believe this is the part where I hang up and you get mad and attack. Try not to make a mess.

text; anonymous

[demon_brat]

I will make an effort.

That said, is there a reason why I should attack you? On the theoretical possibility that I am not a demon.

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[imlikeabird]

Because you're crazy?