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[The image opens on Bruce Wayne at his finest. He's wearing (1) new suit designed by Favrielle, and he's looking pretty swank. Because Bruce Wayne. And Reasons.]

All right, Keeliai, I have a business opportunity to propose. As of right now, I'm relaunching Wayne Enterprises. For those of you who've never heard the name before, it's a multi-national business conglomerate with a focus on humanitarian aid and the like, based out of Gotham City back home.

Anyway. For the duration of my stay here, I'm looking to start in pharmaceuticals - I'm sure you've all noticed the kedan have never even heard of ibuprofen - and work our way up from there. Essentially, I'm looking to better the quality of life for everyone on Tu Vishan, foreigner and local alike.

If anyone's interested in working for me, or if you have experience in a pharmaceutical field, feel free to contact me over the network. We can arrange a meeting in person if you'd prefer. Confidentiality is guaranteed in either case. I'm paying twice the rates the kedan offer, and I've arranged it with the local authorities such that any time you work towards me counts towards your overall work 'obligation' [can you hear the finger quotes falling around that word] here in Keeliai.

Thanks for your time.

[ooc; tags will be sketchy, but I wanted to get this up and get the ball rolling on this plot before I poofed from the internet. <3]

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Pharmaceuticals? Wow. Just-- [He's going to blink a few times, then blow out a breath.] -- I'm floored.

[He points at the camera thoughtfully.] Could you really go any more bleeding heart than that? [Oh, but there's more.] Don't get me wrong, it's not a bad start. It'll do a lot of good. Especially if you can get, oh, half the population hopelessly addicted to your 'ibuprofen.'

I'm sorry, Stark, but I believe proper medicinal care is a fundamental right. You're welcome to disagree.

[HE'S AS COLD AS ICE. HE'S WILLING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LOVE-- wait what.

sure is 80's all up in here...]

[Agreement to disagree noted. And ignored. He's shaking his head and a hand -- slow up, Brucicle, and let that ice melt out of your ass.]

Which you are outfitted to provide how? [Up goes an eyebrow as he settles in for the CEO debate.] Let's talk about the irresponsibility of cultivating and releasing antibiotics -- which, let's be honest, is where the money'll be -- to a population unfamiliar with it and strains alien to whatever magical diseases exist here without the proper facilities in the first place. [He clears his throat and gestures towards the camera -- OVER TO YOU, BRUCE.] Which, of course, you've already considered. Same with drug resistance, quarantines, bacterial samples, and whatever passes for FDA procedures here.

[Tony's got an issue with the fact you have an issue with him over one measly ceiling. God. Get over it. Talk to Rhodey, it happens all the time.]

[Bruce's expression is so completely 'snobbish aristocratic ice cold douchebaggery'. This is like a pissing contest at your average Wayne Charity Ball all over again. And Bruce hates Wayne Charity Balls. Tony reminds him so much of his insufferable alter ego that it's like looking in a mirror. No wonder Clark can't stand 'Bruce Wayne'.]

I will say that everything has been done according to rules, regulations and customs of this place, and that I've drawn up all the appropriate paperwork as per the legal system on Keeliai, as well as spoken with the necessary authorities on the matters you're so keen to present.

Beyond that, I don't believe I'm obligated to answer your questions, Stark. If you'd like to lobby a formal complaint, speak with my legal team. [yes, he has one of those. they're kedan and they're very nice. except when he's not paying them to be nice.

Annnnnd this is the story of how he's hanging up now.]

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