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[hulk]

[ Bruce drags a hand over his face before eying the feed carefully. Usually he wouldn't even touch a computer, because there's the problems with being traced and found and then there's the whole slew of problems that come out of that, but. He just got dragged out of an ocean by some entirely new and fascinating lifeforms after dying or he's just hallucinating something spectacular while the other guy goes and deals with whatever he's dealing with. He's not sure which is actually happening, but.

Either way. Can't hurt, right? ]

So... Uh. [ A deep breath as he tries to blink himself into more alertness but. There is a reason he's looking as raggedy as he does, and that was without an entre vous to turtletopia. ] L-look, I'm not trying to go and be, you know, rude or ungrateful or a-anything like that, but. This place is j- It's way, way too much for me, and. I mean, there's a swimming pool. Right in the next room over. And th- I'm not that guy.

[ He's rambling and he's tired, and. Shaking his head, he rubs at the back of his neck. ]

Anyway, er. If I could maybe downgrade, or... Point is, this is all a little more-- More than I'm used to. Thanks.

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[hulk]

[ THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORKS AT ALL I DO BELIEVE YOU HAVE BEEN MISINFORMED I CAN GET PAMPHLETS ]

You too. [ Dead is totally the most legit assumption. ] Sorry.

Anyway, uh. Does the turtle ever actually-- I mean, figure it's swimming. But does it ever go under? Seems kind of weird if it stays up all the time.

[knowsmadness]

[SHE IS IN JUST AS GOOD OF SHAPE AS YOU BRUCEY COME PLAY.]

There's worse that I could be. [Maybe she'd fulfilled that 'destiny' her mother always talked about after all.]

Not that I know of. At least, it hasn't since I've been here.

[hulk]

[ THAT IS NOT REALLY BRUCE'S IDEA OF PLAYING. HOW ABOUT MONOPOLY. OR SORRY? HE'S REALLY GOOD AT SORRY. ]

...True. Okay, yeah, that's. Definitely a point. [ Lab rat would be worse than dead. Or Loki-enslaved. Those would not be fun. ]

Slightly reassuring. Kind of.

[knowsmadness]

[SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY SORRY BRUCE]

Yeah, so. Dead it is.

[She smirks.]

Nothing saying it wont dive at any minute, though.

[hulk]

[ BRUCE WILL TEACH HER THE FIRST STEP IS GETTING RID OF THE LIQUOR ]

Uh h- Yeah. Figured. Hence the slightly.

[knowsmadness]

[HELL NO]

Are you always so--

[She wriggles her hands.]

Fidgety?

[hulk]

[ BUT ]

It's-- Not usually this much, no. Like I said. Past couple of days have been... Eventful.

[knowsmadness]

[N - O.]

Yeah? Lay it on me.

...One second though.

[Let her refill her glass.]

Okay. Now go.

[hulk]

[ Eying that glass whyyyyy. Hurgh. Okay. Normal people can still talk even if one or both parties are drinking. Get your brain together, Banner, for the love of-- ]

Apparently one alien had a plan to get a whole army of other aliens and invade Earth. [ Shrug. He knows exactly how crazy it all sounds, believe him, but. ] So whole bunch of people had to try and stop it.