Voice;

[mopirates_moproblems]

Some time ago, I posited the idea of building a ship. While it was met with derision by some -- [You know who you are.] -- recent events have convinced me that there is no other reasonable course of action.

We are entering a time of ease now, and I feel very strongly that we must act before the next catastrophe arises. While we have the opportunity and the materials, we can construct a proper ship. This will give us the freedom to explore beyond the turtle's shell, and give us a means of escape, should it sicken again.

I believe there is enough wood from the homes destroyed when the satellite fell to salvage and build a modest ship. It will not hold all of us, but it is a fine start. With more mobility, I believe we can find the materials we need to make a proper go of it.

For those who question my qualifications, I am an Admiral of his Majesty's navy, formerly in the employ of the East India Trading Company. I have more than the proper qualifications to oversee the construction and voyages of such a vessel.

Comments

Re: [absolutely]

[mopirates_moproblems]

Admiral James Norrington. It is my pleasure.

[neoguardian]

Ditto. Admiral...is that some sort of military term, I'm not really familiar with it?

[mopirates_moproblems]

Naval. And yes. It's a relatively high rank.

[Sarcasm that burns.]

[neoguardian]

Really, that does sound impressive! So you protect the seas then?

[Sarcasm, it's beyond her.]

[mopirates_moproblems]

Yes, as a matter of fact, we do. The seas, the colonies, and of course, His Majesty's interests.

[neoguardian]

I see some things don't change across dimensions. We have a King and Queen...well, they're really the King and Queen of Mobius...Angel Island is separate from the surface so we have Guardians instead.

[mopirates_moproblems]

That sounds... Rather different, to be entirely honest.

[neoguardian]

Well...Guardian's are different from royalty, we don't protect our interests, but those of our people with our own two hands.

[mopirates_moproblems]

No, I meant --

[Angel Island. Mobious. Landmasses separated from the surface. Not the mainland. The surface.]

Never mind.

[neoguardian]

[She, occasionally forgets that her world isn't like other words.]

No, no...if you have something to say, by all means.

[mopirates_moproblems]

Only that your geography is different. Markedly.

[neoguardian]

Ah! That's right...Mobius is the future of Earth so it's a little bit different. Yup, Angel Island floats on a path way above the planet's surface...that's all thanks to something called the Master Emerald.

[mopirates_moproblems]

The future. I see.

[Now he is entirely convinced she's insane -- none of the "futures" he's heard of in this place have involved emeralds, master or otherwise.]

[neoguardian]

Is that so hard to believe?

[mopirates_moproblems]

I have never seen nor heard of anything the like.

[neoguardian]

I've never seen a human, but I know they exist and I've never seen a floating turtle island, but I'm standing on one.

[mopirates_moproblems]

Never seen a -- what are you, then?

video;

[neoguardian]

[And she'll go ahead and turn the video on, it's better if you see it so you understand.]

I'm a Mobian or a Mobosapian.

Re: video;

[mopirates_moproblems]

[At least dragons he had a frame of reference for. She's a -- what? A rodent wearing glasses?]

Good lord.

Re: video;

[neoguardian]

[Rodent? How offensive. She's a Tachyglossidae with mutated human DNA.]

It's not so surprising, is it?

Re: video;

[mopirates_moproblems]

[So a spiney rodent.]

It is, actually. How can you talk?

Re: video;

[neoguardian]

[Sorry bro, rodent's don't lay eggs. So she falls into the monotreme category...egg-laying mammal.]

Well, I guess that's because Mobians wouldn't exist in your dimension so I can't fault you on that. I talk the same way you do though, see, I open my mouth and out come words...but you're wondering something else. I think I can answer that.

Mobosapians had animal ancestors, but when nearly everything on Earth was obliterated by something called Gene Bombs...from the primordial soup rose the Mobians. I guess somewhere along the way our genetics mixed with the genetics of humans...and there are Overlanders...more direct descendants of humans, but they're beastly for the most part.

video; JSYK i now *really* want to see her interacting with Perry...

[mopirates_moproblems]

[List of words he doesn't know:

Gene, primordial, genetics.

Please excuse him while he just. Stares. Finally:]

That makes very little sense.

Lol that would be amusing XD

[neoguardian]

I'm not sure I could explain it in simpler terms...I'm a mixture of human and echidna.

hahahaha hooray monotremes

[mopirates_moproblems]

A what?