Style's subjective. I bet the kedan think the Emperor's flashy. You should see what people wear in the 30th century. Plus. They seem big on their poor, huddled masses - it's just us they don't like. And one man's throne is another man's leather armchair.

Barnacles are technically crustaceans. Y'know. Like crabs and lobsters. "Crustacean people" doesn't have that ring to it.

Last weekend, huh? OK. I'll bite. So which is it? String theory or quantum loop gravity?