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[ After reeling from what he's learned yesterday and realizing when he woke up today that this wasn't a freaky vivid dream, Isaac can be seen at one of the consoles in a console cafe. He's wearing the same clothes he showed up in. He's not so happy about it. ]

You guys really take these sectors literally, don't you? I literally live in the fire sector. It's everywhere. And gives off no heat. So, that's weird.

Also, internet cafes. Making a comeback. [ But, getting to the point. ] So, I have a few questions. Anyone can answer since this reaches everyone. Who would've thought, privacy, being an antiquated idea. [ Is something antiquated if it's not in the past but in another universe? So. ] Any modern clothing around here? I'd take anything in a V-neck. A sensible sweater. I like stripes. [ And scarves. Something decidedly not Chinese. ]

And does anybody think it's completely ridiculous that we're living on a giant turtle? Anybody? [ Bueller? ]

Also, policy on guests. I have friends [ friend, and one Stiles ] here and I'm pretty sure I have the nicest digs out of everyone. It's my place, right? All two stories? [ All his? If so, it's an amazing change of pace. ] Also. Cooking lessons. Pretty much realizing I can't. And this suite has a bitchin kitchen.

Also, I saw a guy advertise himself to get a job. Help with some kind of work. I feel like I should get a job. Earn my really nice keep. [ Seriously, that suite! ]

And finally, anyone ever think life can't get any worse and then it just does? [ That last one might be a rhetorical question. Though, it is a little good not to be surrounded by darachs and alphas. ] Funny how that works. But, hey, glad to know it's not me.

Oh. Yeah. I'm Isaac. [ He gives a quick wave and a closed mouth smile. ]

private to stiles stilinski l 30% hackable ]

You done being a dick?

private to scott mccall l 30% hackable ]

Weird that we can only check these things at one of these places. If you get this, wanna go exploring since we didn't yesterday? I'll try not to mock your treehouse. Much.

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[ Oh. He needs to trade in this place. ]

What would you want?

That all depends, what do you have?
Like...in your kitchen.

It's a kitchen. It's -- the usual kitchen stuff. I just got here. But, wouldn't I need things in my kitchen? To cook?

Well I'll take repayment in food we make, if it's not...you know like...beyond edible. Though I feel like I should warn you, I'll eat just about anything, so the bar for success is already pretty low.

... I think, thank you? Are you a good teacher?

Don't really know, to be honest. Never successfully taught anyone to cook before.

Guess we'll find out!

So, this would be your first time.

That would be a yes, yes. Were you expecting Julia Child?

Who?

...

You did not just seriously say that. How can you NOT know who Julia Child is!

I don't know? I just don't. Is she a famous teacher?

Of cooking, yeah. She's got a show on channel two and everything.

Channel two?

Yeah, you know, The Public Broadcasting Station? You know, the station that's got Sesame Street and 3.2.1. Contact. Oh and the Electric Company? Any of these ringing any bells?

PBS? [ The only bell ringing is Sesame Street. ]

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That's the one! Cripes, I was afraid I was talking to someone from somewhere without a television.

I don't watch a lot of television, but, it exists. The Electric Company, though? I've never heard of that. Or, 1,2,3. Just Sesame Street.

Well yeah. Everyone with a television knows Sesame Street. I mean, who doesn't love Muppets?

[ He doesn't really care one way or the other, honestly. ]

So, what can you make?

Pretty much anything. Or...the next best thing to pretty much anything. I'm used to cooking on a less than shoe-string budget. But I specialize in comfort food.

Like mac and cheese?

Oh. Oh I can make a mac and cheese. I can make a mac and cheese that's so good it'll make you cry.

The difficulty here is going to be finding the ingredients.

What kind of ingredients can we get? In general?

Well...noodles aren't hard to come by, but elbow ones might be. We could try and make them from scratch, but we'll need to make a Play-Doh funfactory like thing, unless you're not picky. Cheese is usually interesting to try and find. Crumb topping, pretty easy to improvise.

Depends really. On where you are and what they think of humans where you're at.

Say we're not talking about Mac and Cheese. What else is out there? Any meats?

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