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[ After reeling from what he's learned yesterday and realizing when he woke up today that this wasn't a freaky vivid dream, Isaac can be seen at one of the consoles in a console cafe. He's wearing the same clothes he showed up in. He's not so happy about it. ]

You guys really take these sectors literally, don't you? I literally live in the fire sector. It's everywhere. And gives off no heat. So, that's weird.

Also, internet cafes. Making a comeback. [ But, getting to the point. ] So, I have a few questions. Anyone can answer since this reaches everyone. Who would've thought, privacy, being an antiquated idea. [ Is something antiquated if it's not in the past but in another universe? So. ] Any modern clothing around here? I'd take anything in a V-neck. A sensible sweater. I like stripes. [ And scarves. Something decidedly not Chinese. ]

And does anybody think it's completely ridiculous that we're living on a giant turtle? Anybody? [ Bueller? ]

Also, policy on guests. I have friends [ friend, and one Stiles ] here and I'm pretty sure I have the nicest digs out of everyone. It's my place, right? All two stories? [ All his? If so, it's an amazing change of pace. ] Also. Cooking lessons. Pretty much realizing I can't. And this suite has a bitchin kitchen.

Also, I saw a guy advertise himself to get a job. Help with some kind of work. I feel like I should get a job. Earn my really nice keep. [ Seriously, that suite! ]

And finally, anyone ever think life can't get any worse and then it just does? [ That last one might be a rhetorical question. Though, it is a little good not to be surrounded by darachs and alphas. ] Funny how that works. But, hey, glad to know it's not me.

Oh. Yeah. I'm Isaac. [ He gives a quick wave and a closed mouth smile. ]

private to stiles stilinski l 30% hackable ]

You done being a dick?

private to scott mccall l 30% hackable ]

Weird that we can only check these things at one of these places. If you get this, wanna go exploring since we didn't yesterday? I'll try not to mock your treehouse. Much.

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I think I could learn.

[ of course. isaac takes everything super seriously, okay? ] And the turtle's really weird.

Then you've got a job. [ bam. done. he's super good at this HR thing. ] I have a friend with a bakery and she needs someone to help bake.

Weird really doesn't cover it.

Oh. Just like that. Cool. Which sector is it in? Are you going to be teaching me?

No, but what does? Fucking freaky? Because it is fucking freaky.

Just like that. [ And insert a sector here because I don't actually know yet 8|||| shh. And there's a laugh here like OOOH YOU'RE FUNNY ] Me? No. Either Agent Farnsworth or an scientist that's really fond of LSD will. So. Have fun with that.

[ Welcome to Fringe, Isaac. ] I like to go more on 'impossible by all statuates of modernly accepted and fringe science'.

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LSD. Like the drug. [ Oh. Maybe... he will.

Thanks, Lincoln. ] Agent Farnsworth or who? [ Another name would help. ]

Impossible is crossed off considering it's happening. But, I get it. Fringe science? Science on the edge?

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Exactly the drug, yeah. [ If you are doing LSD baking it better still be good, but whatever, he's not in charge of this. Hopefully. He'll tell Liv she's in charge of this. ] Dr. Walter Bishop. Older man, talks about science and pancakes a lot.

Essentially. Science that's mostly theoretical. Like pandimensional abductions.

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[ HOPEFULLY. Isaac doesn't want to show up to a job people don't know he has. ] Sounds like a charmer.

Theoretical turned actual. How are you dealing with the actual?

[ There's a WELP face and he shrugs. Dealing with the Walter from the other side has been... new ] He's something.

Dealing with theoretical turned actual has been my job for the last six years. I'm fine. [ A shrug. It's still weird as hell, but he's used to weird as hell. ] How are you?

Something. [ Encouraging. ] Why do I feel like that's not a good something? [ Isaac, don't insult your future employer. ]

Really. Cool job. [ So's Isaac. Also dangerous as hell. ] Fine. It's weird but it's not too bad?

It's not bad either. [ Spoken hopefully? He doesn't know him that well. And he's a hell of a lot different from the Secretary of Defense Walter Bishop that he's used to. ]

Aside from the vague evil entity that's supposed to destroy everything that we know basically nothing about, yeah, it's not too bad. [ Actually means that sincerely :| There aren't vortexes opening up everywhere or anything so he can deal with that. ] All things considered.

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[ If he? Because Secretary of Defense seems like a together title. ]

So, does the bakery I'm going to be working at have a name?

[ its funny the things 17 years in a mental asylum will do to you ]

Um. I don't know. Probably? [ Not that he knows it :| Oops. Maybe he should have... asked that. ]

[ Isn't it? ]

... So, let me get this straight. I have a job. At a bakery. But, my bosses don't know I do. And I don't even know where I'm going to be working but it's in the water sector. Is this a real job?

[ ...okay when its put that way it does seem pretty sketch. w/e ]

I'm a boss. I know. [ What, does he not seem like a boss? He totally. Is in charge of things. He's Captain, okay, he out ranks all of them BTTT That makes him boss. ] Yes, it's a real job. I just need you to learn how to bake muffins and crap so I don't have to. It's better than McDonald's, isn't it?

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Oh. Good. [ A boss knows. ] A lot, yeah. Okay. [ Wow. Pushy. ] I can learn to bake muffins.

[ son you haven't seen him pushy yet ] Good. Isaac, right? Do you have a last name?

[ beat. wait. ]

And are you actually legal to work? [ b/c u r a babby ]

Lahey.

[ Everyone has a last name. Time to liiiie. ]

I'm legal to work.

Isaac Lahey, alright. I'm Captain Lincoln Lee, in addition to the other two I mentioned, you'll also be working with Agent Olivia Dunham. Just... don't let her touch the cooking stuff.

[ Never ends well. It's why they get Thai so often when it's chill night. All he can really take is Isaac's word on it, and considering the kid wants to work, he's not that worried about it one way or the other. ]

Works for me.

Agent? Are you guys FBI?

[ He just caught on that the other is Agent Farnsworth. And Lincoln's a captain. Interesting. Take Isaac's word for it! ]

Cool.

Sort of. The FBI was phased over a decade ago. We work for a division of the Department of Defense, directly under the Secretary of Defense.

[ And you know not really going to state exactly what that division does because no need to confuse the shit out of him before his first day of work. maybe. ]

Well, Dr. Bishop works the the FBI but-- [ ah, shit ] That's complicated. Whatever. Yeah, something like that, basically.

Huh. So, the government, still.

[ Maybe! He takes this in and nods. ]

Yeah. Still the government.

That a problem?

No, no. Does it sound like it is? It's not.

[ lol want to confirm that a few billion more times, bro ]

Does it sound like you're trying too hard? Yeah, little bit. So I'm gonna pretend you're not, okay, Isaac?

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