[There is a registered nurse coming EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. Maybe. Knowing him, something will go wrong again because that's how everything in his life works.]

I don't think that's really-- [Never mind, we're not going to talk about bodily functions in public or over the network sooo] Yeah, I guess I can try that.

Or I could wait for the guy that owns this thing to come pick it up and lock it in his bathroom.