[Okay he is pretty sure that's not how theft works but unfortunately Jen is the lawyer in their little quartet and she's not here right now.

This sucks.]

I'm trying to be polite here and you're being a jerk. I'm pretty sure that's harassment. [WHICH IS SO TOTALLY BESIDES THE POINT.] Why don't we just meet up halfway? That way you get your rooster and I get to be left alone.

[No way he's giving this jerk his address.]