Well, then you could get book reviews in the Daily Bugle! Except those are pretty nasty, so maybe not. [Does the Daily Bugle do nice reviews of anything? He hasn't seen many.] Okay, I'll do the writer, just try not to die by chicken. Or lose anything because of a chicken. Or eaten by a chicken. Or need to get a tetanus shot because of a chicken.
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Well, then you could get book reviews in the Daily Bugle! Except those are pretty nasty, so maybe not. [Does the Daily Bugle do nice reviews of anything? He hasn't seen many.] Okay, I'll do the writer, just try not to die by chicken. Or lose anything because of a chicken. Or eaten by a chicken. Or need to get a tetanus shot because of a chicken.