[Once he's finished and has moved back over, she directs him to sit down and begins to clean out the various cuts, scrapes, and possibly gouges with the iodine.]
You're not that bad off, for being attacked by some kind of cyborg rooster. [She can't believe she just said that.]
Even normal roosters can do a lot of damage when they get it into their heads.
[Injuries caused by angry birds are a very real and painful thing.]
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Well, I am a mom. I'm a nurse too.
[Once he's finished and has moved back over, she directs him to sit down and begins to clean out the various cuts, scrapes, and possibly gouges with the iodine.]
You're not that bad off, for being attacked by some kind of cyborg rooster. [She can't believe she just said that.]
Even normal roosters can do a lot of damage when they get it into their heads.
[Injuries caused by angry birds are a very real and painful thing.]