[Hey now, he is extremely resilient, thank you very much. That robot chicken has nothing on Ant-Man. All the same, Scott's grateful for lack of prying, and he actually does manage a genuine smile at Bianca's comment.]

You kidding? It would've been the best part of my day, waving around a baseball bat and threatening to break their legs if they so much as touched her.

[There is a small jerk-ish part of him that still hasn't grown up yet, to the surprise of absolutely no one. Guy's gotta find entertainment in his life somehow, right? Also he can get away with it because it's stereotypical dad behavior so no way he was going to waste that opportunity if he could help it.

Buuuut he should probably shut up about breaking boys' legs in before he gets branded as a violent jerk. In the eventuality his history leaks, he'd prefer it not be under the assumption that he beat kids for a living.]

Thanks though. Really. [Likely he would've ended up the the Abominable Ant-Man instead of the Astonishing Ant-Man if Bianca hadn't offered to come over.] How much do I owe you?

[It's a joke. Mostly.]