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[bacondivination]

[ Loki is leaning a bit too close to the terminal screen when he starts to record his little post. He seems a little too bright-eyed given the circumstances, and there’s an odd rapidity to his speech when he starts talking. ]

I have to admit, I am disappointed. [ He holds up a touchscreen phone so his audience can get a look at it. ] These Starkphones are simply not designed for the rigor of interdimensional travel, and the lack of service is a failure I cannot abide. How will I chronicle my doings without the aid of Instagram and Facebook? Nor can I go on to spread knowledge of this failing with a review!

At least the natives of this realm are accommodating, though I don’t think this makes for an adequate replacement of my phone.

[ He pauses only briefly before switching gears. ] Now, moving onto more important matters… I have a few questions about the quality of native cuisine and where the best breakfast can be found.

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[bacondivination]

A challenge then. [ Loki has a certain talent for button pushing. He manages it even when it's not entirely intentional, like some sort of special bonus just for him. ]

We'll make it work, so don't worry your pretty head about it.

[ And he doesn't have an off switch, so he'll just keep digging deeper. ]

[wrathfulkhan]

[Gene smirks. Challenge it is then.]

Now "pretty" is not something I hear often.

[Good luck, Loki, the armor's back up.]

[bacondivination]

Such a shame.

[ His tone and expression become distinctly bland, and unoffensive. ] It's a good thing I'm here to soothe your shattered self-esteem.

[wrathfulkhan]

[Deadpan:] Where have you been all my life.

[bacondivination]

It's tragic I have been absent from it until now.

[ Oh, banter. Loki's secret weakness is definitely a chance for some banter. ]

I'll be sure not to neglect you.

[wrathfulkhan]

[You shall not want for a banter partner with Gene on the case, Loki. His sass is legendary. It is known.]

I'll try very hard to notice.

[DID YOU FORGET HE JUST TURNED YOUR SHIRT INTO A SNAKE.]