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[bacondivination]

[ Loki is leaning a bit too close to the terminal screen when he starts to record his little post. He seems a little too bright-eyed given the circumstances, and there’s an odd rapidity to his speech when he starts talking. ]

I have to admit, I am disappointed. [ He holds up a touchscreen phone so his audience can get a look at it. ] These Starkphones are simply not designed for the rigor of interdimensional travel, and the lack of service is a failure I cannot abide. How will I chronicle my doings without the aid of Instagram and Facebook? Nor can I go on to spread knowledge of this failing with a review!

At least the natives of this realm are accommodating, though I don’t think this makes for an adequate replacement of my phone.

[ He pauses only briefly before switching gears. ] Now, moving onto more important matters… I have a few questions about the quality of native cuisine and where the best breakfast can be found.

Comments

[crotcharrow]

[He's making a pissy cat noise.]

I don't like this.

[witchnotwarlock]

[Billy shrugs and looks off to the side.] He's here. And he knows us. Do we have a choice?

[crotcharrow]

Uh, yeah? It's call ignore and hope it goes back to whatever hole it crawled out of. But you're not gonna let this go, are you?

[witchnotwarlock]

[Tommy. See that look on his face? The look of 'did you even need to ask that?'.]

No, I'm not.

[crotcharrow]

[He rolls his eyes rather dramatically.]

Fine. Just don't come crying to me when it blows up in your face.

[witchnotwarlock]

Don't worry, I won't come crying to you. I'll just drag you into it.

[crotcharrow]

Oy, I hate you.

[He's joking, of course.]

[witchnotwarlock]

[Time to grin cheekily.]

Yeah, I know. [He's fond of you, too.]

[crotcharrow]

[He sticks out his tongue because he's a mature adult.]