I don't know whether to be offended that you don't want to hear about my life or thank you for assuming that I have one.

[ Probably a little of both. It's nice to think that people think he's still capable of having normal human interactions. It's also annoying to be reminded that he doesn't have anyone to talk to about the sort of things that he would talk to someone about. If he wasn't who he is and actually opened up to someone other than JARVIS. ]

Who did you make this trade with? To see the future?