Dick Grayson ☼ ̶R̶o̶b̶i̶n̶ ☼ Wren (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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tushanshu2013-09-15 10:23 pm
hackingyoursensors) wrote in tushanshu2013-09-15 10:23 pm
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So I've been here almost a year and I'm wondering if the Emperor hands out anniversary souvenirs. [Something in his heart twists when he says 'souvenirs,' but it doesn't show. He misses Wally more than he can say.] Like maybe "I was ripped from my reality and put on the back of a magical turtle to fight mystic evil and all I got was this stupid t-shirt." Or a mug that says "#1 captive."
[He's trying to pass it off as light joking, but people who know him well can tell there's a tinge of bitterness in there.]
[But ignore that because here comes the mock-drama!]
Anyway, that's not why I'm talking to you all today. After almost a year, I've finally done it.
[He holds up a pair of chopsticks holding what seems to be some nice, gooey homemade mac 'n' cheese.]
Yes. I've successfully made mac 'n' cheese. More or less. A moment of silence for all of the noodles that sacrificed their delicious taste to my formerly-awful cooking.
[Dick pauses for a moment before popping the mac 'n' cheese in his mouth. But at least he has the manners to swallow before talking.]
So I'm ready for a new challenge. What are your favorite foods? I know most 21st century Earth food, but you might want to describe anything else. Oh, and I'll need a few metaphorical guinea pigs to help me taste-test.
[He specifies because there are some people who are of a prankster nature.]
[He's trying to pass it off as light joking, but people who know him well can tell there's a tinge of bitterness in there.]
[But ignore that because here comes the mock-drama!]
Anyway, that's not why I'm talking to you all today. After almost a year, I've finally done it.
[He holds up a pair of chopsticks holding what seems to be some nice, gooey homemade mac 'n' cheese.]
Yes. I've successfully made mac 'n' cheese. More or less. A moment of silence for all of the noodles that sacrificed their delicious taste to my formerly-awful cooking.
[Dick pauses for a moment before popping the mac 'n' cheese in his mouth. But at least he has the manners to swallow before talking.]
So I'm ready for a new challenge. What are your favorite foods? I know most 21st century Earth food, but you might want to describe anything else. Oh, and I'll need a few metaphorical guinea pigs to help me taste-test.
[He specifies because there are some people who are of a prankster nature.]