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VIDEO ★ 003
[ It may be a different face lighting up the network, but she certainly has the same wonderfully disgruntled expression. ]
This is Leonard McCoy, speakin' on behalf of Dr. Natu's clinic. Obviously there's been an [ What the hell do you even call this? ] outbreak. If ya haven't noticed it yet, you should probably look in a mirror.
While I'm sure we're all lookin' for answers [ Especially from a certain spell reader down there COUGH COUGH! ] they aren't here. Unless there is a medical emergency or a severe reaction to this spell that threatens life and limb, we can't take anymore walk-ins at this time.
However, if anyone's willin' to volunteer for blood and tissue samples, and some questions, please come down to the clinic. I'd appreciate it.
McCoy out.
[He She will be down at the clinic the next few days helping anyone who needs help/support/first-aid/a drink. Open log here as well. ]
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All Starfleet personnel better report immediately to the clinic for a full physical.
I swear I will hunt you down!
[ He's mainly talking to you, Jim. He knows where you live! What beds you generally sleep in! He'll find you! ]
This is Leonard McCoy, speakin' on behalf of Dr. Natu's clinic. Obviously there's been an [ What the hell do you even call this? ] outbreak. If ya haven't noticed it yet, you should probably look in a mirror.
While I'm sure we're all lookin' for answers [ Especially from a certain spell reader down there COUGH COUGH! ] they aren't here. Unless there is a medical emergency or a severe reaction to this spell that threatens life and limb, we can't take anymore walk-ins at this time.
However, if anyone's willin' to volunteer for blood and tissue samples, and some questions, please come down to the clinic. I'd appreciate it.
McCoy out.
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[ To Starfleet Bros. Encrypted 20% ]
All Starfleet personnel better report immediately to the clinic for a full physical.
I swear I will hunt you down!
[ He's mainly talking to you, Jim. He knows where you live! What beds you generally sleep in! He'll find you! ]
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[She would have assumed Leona was close enough.] It's not just ages being switched around. Huh.
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I take it you're not supposed to look the way you look too... How old are you supposed to be?
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[Don't worry. She'll stick with Leonard.]
I'm supposed to be nineteen. I'm guessing now I'm anywhere from six years old to eight years old.
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[ He shifts his gaze away from the video for a brief moment before it turns back on the girl. ]
At least you make a cute kid...
[ Yeah, that's your consolation prize, honey. ]
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[That's also a good consolation prize.]
Now..what's this you said about blood tests?
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Anyone with symptoms, I'd like blood samples to run tests. That, and answer a few questions for catalogin'. Nothin' to it, really!
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Mind if I volunteer?
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[ And night. He isn't going anywhere until this is fixed. ]
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Can you tell me where you're located? Landmarks and all that fun are helpful.
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[ Let's pretend he's telling you all the best ways to get there right here. ]
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[Writing down the info like a little boss.]
I'll be there in a couple hours. A friend of mine is helping me with clothes.
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God knows any control subject is gonna be messy, but maybe those not affected may have somethin' in them physically, or mentally keepin' the voodoo bullshit at bay.
Hell, I'm not sure yet. [ He rubs his forehead roughly, mindful of clawing at his skin with his nails. ] But, yeah, to answer yer question. Both.
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When you say a tissue sample, what exactly does that entail?
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Basically, I take one of my instruments and roll it across a sterile part of your arm or wherever I can find a good sample. The instrument does the rest of the work.
Takes just a minute, I promise you...
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BUT OKAY
SHE'LL REGRET THIS WON'T SHE]
I'm sorry; I didn't mean to imply that it was.
If you think it would help... where exactly is this clinic?
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That's alright...
It's in the Earth district, EA-3B. Come whenever's convenient for ya. I'll be around.
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JimJack is all cute now. ]Clearly we need to start a club...
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I'd appreciate any and all help I can get...
[ C'mooon, Jack! He's wanted a sample of your blood since you freaked out his tricorder all those months ago. Be a good girl--Err, boy! Look at that sweet smile he's giving you. ]
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[ Yeah, he's not buying that shit! Sorry not sorry. ]
You've been affected, so, theoretically, you've got some kinda commonality with the rest of us...
Believe me when I say you can never tell what's helpful at face value. The littlest things can open up the biggest breakthroughs.
[ PLEASE JACK! Come make McCoy's day! ]
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Okay, but. Do I get that, uh... thing where you can't tell anyone?
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Of course! I always practice patient confidentiality with all my patients, Jack.
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All right, all right. I'll come over soon then.
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What do you mean by severe reactions? I thought it was just people's ages changing.
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I'm tryin' to take precautions, that's all...
[ He narrows his eyes at the kid minutely. ]
Are you feelin' okay? No headaches, stomach aches, anythin' achin'? Heart palpitations, blurred vision, anythin' like that?
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[That makes him look even more unnerved.]
N-no! I haven't noticed anything strange apart from being the wrong age!
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[ The poor, woeful story of Bones' life. ]
Well, that's good. Don't fret, I'm sure one of us will come up with somethin' to fix this damn fiasco.
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Bones! I gotta say, that is a great look for you. Very [TINY LEER because he is going to have so much fun with this and you'll hypo him a million times later to make up for it so he feels justified in his teasing.] modern.
[NOTICE HOW THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO MENTION OF CAPITULATION WITH THOSE DOCTOR'S ORDERS, THO.]
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His hazel eyes narrow into dangerous little slits at his friend's teasing. ]
Oh well I'm so glad James T. Kirk approves! My whole day was hinging on yer opinion--I don't even have time for this! And neither do you!
What happened to you? C'mon, it had to be somethin'! Yer allergic to everythin' known to science! Like hell this spell left you alone!
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Not that I'd turn down the experience, but I definitely didn't lose a Y chromosome. Which I'm a little upset about, honestly, because I think I'm missing out on the extremely scientific opportunity to observe the world through a woman's perspective.
[Tits. He's missing the possibility of tits.]
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If I actually thought it would teach you anythin', I'd agree.
But woman or no, yer comin' to the clinic.
[ You see that good looking face, Jim? That face is giving you the "I can overrule even you, Captain" look and it looks just as horrifying as it ever did. ]
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I really don't have the time, Bones. Later, okay?
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[ God, he's trying so hard not to breathe down yer neck, kid. BUT YOU MAKE IT SO HARD! It's all he can do to sigh and count to ten until he can look at his Captain without a scowl. ]
Look, I would humor ya if this was a routine physical, but it's not. This is practically mass mutilation--Violation! I have to check you, so define "later" for me...
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[Nope. Calm. He's going to be calm about this. He hates doctors, and Bones knows it. It's never stopped him in the past, but still.]
Fine. Five minutes. If it takes you longer than that I swear I'll court martial you.
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Yes, please come to the clinic! I need as many samples as I can get my hands on!
And just what side effects is she exhibiting? Age regression, body change, sex change?
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Age regression and she appears to have some sort of "ability" she didn't have before. I feel sorry for whoever it belongs to.
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[ DOES SHE NEED TO BE SEDATED FOR THE PUBLIC'S SAFETY?! ]
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[Chill, Bones, it's not like she's going to kill anyone... Well, she might but that would be her temper, not the power.]