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[sharpes]

[Brandon looks, for all intents and purposes, bored as hell.]

You know what this place really needs?

[Bit of a pause. Purely for dramatic effect, you understand. He is an actor.]

Twitter.

And if you have to ask me what that is, you're seriously dead to me. Like. Don't even try.

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[sharpes]

What? Why?

[BUT YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF THE GREATEST HEROES OF ALL TIME...

does not compute, bleep bleep.]

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[storm_warning]

Because that's not really my scene? [Okay, so maybe she enjoys a bit of the fame, and helping people's always good, but...] It's so melodramatic.

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[sharpes]

[He snorts.]

Well yeah. You think the spandex is just for show? It's just as much image as it is... you know, everything else. Saving people. Whatever.

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[storm_warning]

It'd be nice if we didn't have to do it all, don't you think? This whole PR nightmare gets rough on top of messes like Magneto.

[How does 'normal' life?]

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[sharpes]

I won't say being normal wouldn't have its perks, but honestly? Being centre-stage is so much more awesome.

Oh, and Magneto's a good guy now. At least in my timeline. Until the next time he goes crazy and tries to, I don't know, de-molecularize the world or something.

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[storm_warning]

You ever find a downside in anything? [Can you hear the smile in her tone? It's there, underneath the raised eyebrow.]

Weird. He's dead back home. The professor killed him when he went after the president. That's kind of what really kicked off the mutant PR movement.

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[sharpes]

Hey, don't get me wrong. I'm a glass-half-empty sort of guy. There just isn't a lot of point in fighting against something you can't see.

[or that you can't fight back against.]

Oh come on. Like that ever sticks.

Jean Grey's done that shtick to death. At least every other Tuesday.

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[storm_warning]

Jean? Yeah, right. Marvel Girl might make us think it as a joke, but for real? [L-O-L.]

Sounds like someone hacked the unlimited lives cheatcode where you live. Or is messing with you.

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[sharpes]

Dead serious. Seriously, ask Nita.

[She's had to have been around for at least one of JG's 'episodes', right?]

Dude, one of my professors is keeping the essence of his dead wife in a state of suspended animation in the basement of my school. That's just. How it goes.

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[storm_warning]

[She's not sure what to think about that, but she'll be asking Nita later.]

That's seriously creepy. [Like, thirteen shades of it, ugh.] You sure you're from planet Earth and not Planet B-Horror?

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[sharpes]

Pretty positive. I mean. Weird shit happens like, every other Tuesday but that's actually pretty tame for how many superhero/villain types we've got floating around.