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[Brandon looks, for all intents and purposes, bored as hell.]

You know what this place really needs?

[Bit of a pause. Purely for dramatic effect, you understand. He is an actor.]

Twitter.

And if you have to ask me what that is, you're seriously dead to me. Like. Don't even try.

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He's probably shacked up with a playboy bunny or something. Trust me, as soon as he realizes his iStark doesn't work he'll be all over that.

Edited (phrasing tweak) 2012-09-26 16:50 (UTC)

[...that? Actually amuses Damian.]

Wow. If he hasn't yet, that's so promising.

[snot-nosed punks? so passe.]

Hey, I don't pretend to understand the whims of billionaires.

[And yet so currently real.]

Then how can you be so sure in what he would do?

It's an Avengers thing.

[more like a celebrity crush thing, but let's not go there.]

[Idly, with perfect, flawless there is no way possible in which you could impress me, but you are welcome to try delivery...]

Oh? What is that?

[... which, Damian has some idea - network stalking is a thing with him, after all - but.]

Maybe when you're older, kid.

[And still as perfectly (and now it's more of a performance, masking a flash of anger) measured,]

Look who is talking. I mean, can you even vote, yet?

Remember what I said would happen if you ever got to the 'I know you are but what am I' grade comebacks?

God, I'm nowhere near drunk enough for this conversation.

Yes. And?

Edited (Oops my bad.) 2012-09-26 17:53 (UTC)

Oh. My god.

Never having kids.

[Just for a moment, something flashes in the blue eyes. Then it's gone, and his voice lowers.]

Pray that you have a choice in the matter.

[Uh.

Creeped out now.]

Did you just...

[LEANS BACK FROM HIS COMPUTER.]

Are you threatening me? Seriously? You're like five years old and you're threatening me? Oh my god, what, did I accidentally tell you Santa wasn't real or something while under alien mind control?

[If he were only a little bit more relaxed, Damian might have sighed at that.]

No. I am not threatening you. I have no reason to threaten you.

Merely remarking on situations... I am aware of.

What the hell 'situation' are you even talking about?

[Again for a moment, a look flashes in his eyes. But this one is easier to interpret - he just looks three times his age, at least. Briefly.]

Maybe when you're older.

[Actually, maybe if he wins the trust of somebody who knows Damian's story. Or Kon's, for that matter.]

Whatever. Get lost, Chucky.

Sadly, large as the turtle is, that is not an option.

So throw yourself in the ocean or something.

Did you not here? You get back, apparently. Possibly with a side of getting fished out by the kedan and having to live through another cart ride to the city, I would assume.

[He is also an excellent swimmer, managing not to drown since the day he was first taken out of his tube...]

Missing the point.

That is so easy to say when you cannot come up with anything better.

Who the hell are you that you think you need to be impressed?

Someone who very rarely is.

[oops he just bursts out laughing.]

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