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[sharpes]

[Brandon looks, for all intents and purposes, bored as hell.]

You know what this place really needs?

[Bit of a pause. Purely for dramatic effect, you understand. He is an actor.]

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And if you have to ask me what that is, you're seriously dead to me. Like. Don't even try.

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[demon_brat]

[Just for a moment, something flashes in the blue eyes. Then it's gone, and his voice lowers.]

Pray that you have a choice in the matter.

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[sharpes]

[Uh.

Creeped out now.]

Did you just...

[LEANS BACK FROM HIS COMPUTER.]

Are you threatening me? Seriously? You're like five years old and you're threatening me? Oh my god, what, did I accidentally tell you Santa wasn't real or something while under alien mind control?

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[demon_brat]

[If he were only a little bit more relaxed, Damian might have sighed at that.]

No. I am not threatening you. I have no reason to threaten you.

Merely remarking on situations... I am aware of.

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[sharpes]

What the hell 'situation' are you even talking about?

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[demon_brat]

[Again for a moment, a look flashes in his eyes. But this one is easier to interpret - he just looks three times his age, at least. Briefly.]

Maybe when you're older.

[Actually, maybe if he wins the trust of somebody who knows Damian's story. Or Kon's, for that matter.]

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[sharpes]

Whatever. Get lost, Chucky.

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[demon_brat]

Sadly, large as the turtle is, that is not an option.

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[sharpes]

So throw yourself in the ocean or something.

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[demon_brat]

Did you not here? You get back, apparently. Possibly with a side of getting fished out by the kedan and having to live through another cart ride to the city, I would assume.

[He is also an excellent swimmer, managing not to drown since the day he was first taken out of his tube...]

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[sharpes]

Missing the point.

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[demon_brat]

That is so easy to say when you cannot come up with anything better.

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[sharpes]

Who the hell are you that you think you need to be impressed?

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[demon_brat]

Someone who very rarely is.

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[sharpes]

[oops he just bursts out laughing.]

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[demon_brat]

[Damian is unimpressed. He was asked a question, he answered - even if he had to bite back the first answer, which was merely his name. But between the references of Tony Stark and the Avengers, Damian can guess that the Wayne name would simply matter none at all. And he is just a little overprotective of it.

That does leave some truth to answer with.

Not his fault that some people can't understand it.]