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[sharpes]

[Brandon looks, for all intents and purposes, bored as hell.]

You know what this place really needs?

[Bit of a pause. Purely for dramatic effect, you understand. He is an actor.]

Twitter.

And if you have to ask me what that is, you're seriously dead to me. Like. Don't even try.

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[pyritic]

[ Wow, diva. ]

It's a bird call. Go check the gardens.

[ Flat and dry and yes he knows it's probably some kind of slang he doesn't know but come on it's "twitter". Why would you turn that into slang. ]

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[sharpes]

I actually legitimately think you couldn't have been more wrong if you'd tried.

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[pyritic]

You said not to. [ Try.

He's certainly not trying to be right. (He's also just bored and pent-up at the moment.) ]

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[sharpes]

... What? No I -- I said not to ask. That doesn't have anything to do with anything else.

[WHO ARE YOU YOU'RE FRUSTRATING.]

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[pyritic]

[ HE'S THE JERK WITH A VERY SOFT "HEH". Tifa would so tell him off for being a brat if she were here.

She's not. ]

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[sharpes]

... right. So I'm dealing with an idiot. Well that tells me everything I need to know.

[R U D E.]

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[pyritic]

Sorry. My world doesn't try cramming messages into two sentences.

[ He is not impressed by what other conversations are showing about this "Twitter" thing. ]

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[sharpes]

Congratulations, Shakespeare. Any time you wanna join the 21^st century is a-okay by me.

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[pyritic]

[ "Shakespeare". "Shakes spear"? He uses a sword. That's Cid's thing. That's got to be another other-world-reference that of course he's not going to get. This is going nowhere fast. Not that he could have expected anything else... he needs to find something to do. ] I'm good.

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[sharpes]

Whatever.