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[sharpes]

[Brandon looks, for all intents and purposes, bored as hell.]

You know what this place really needs?

[Bit of a pause. Purely for dramatic effect, you understand. He is an actor.]

Twitter.

And if you have to ask me what that is, you're seriously dead to me. Like. Don't even try.

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[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

My comic.

[Video]

[sharpes]

You've got a comic.

[... pause. laugh.]

Dude, that's so meta.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Yeah, was pretty cool until they ended it. Still don't know why they did it.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Who owned the rights to the title?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

My agent at the time.

[Video]

[sharpes]

[Wow nope he definitely doesn't have PTSD relative to agents nope nope.]

Yeah? Well screw that guy then.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Hey, the guy was okay. Basically like family. He just...was kind of an ass at times and wanted quick cash fixes.

[Video]

[sharpes]

And that doesn't sound sleazy to you?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

The guy had 'sleaze' pretty much tattooed all over his face but...he's still the best kind of family I had. Y'know, when he wasn't thinking up kooky plans to save his bacon.

[Video]

[sharpes]

[Skeptic, thy name is...]

How does that work?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Him and Roxy were there for me through some tough times.

[Video]

[sharpes]

People can be there for you and still use you for their own-- whatever, goals or something.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Hey, not like I don't tell him to lay off some when it gets too far.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Good.

[he hates agents, okay.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Take it you had some kinda bad experience then? Cause that would seriously suck.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Oh, you know. The usual. Assholes in the industry.

[Or... something like that.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Ouch, sorry to hear that. You got away from them, right?

[Aw you know Kon's totally here for you bro.]

[Video]

[sharpes]

Oh yeah. And it was a long time ago anyway.

[Actually he killed the guy. #electricangst.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Still, that's something that kinda sticks with you for a while. But hey, glad you got away from the assholes.

[:| Desperate times call for?]

[Video]

[sharpes]

You and me both, pal.

[He shrugs.]

So. I guess this is that awkward moment where I have no idea what else to say to a relatively new acquaintance. Sports fan?

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

You gettin' it too? Uh, you know, not really. I mean, baseball's okay. More a movie kinda person though.

So uh, what about you?

[Video]

[sharpes]

[Is this what flirting feels like Brandon legitimately has no idea.]

With you all the way. Movies. Sports are kinda boring unless you're actually playing 'em, you know? And playing with people when you've got powers is a pain in the ass. So many handicaps.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

[Oh wow, they're both so smooth.]

Ugh! Try having super strength and speed, you've got to hold back even more. Sometimes it's cool when you play with people who are similar, then you don't have to hold back, but that never happens.

[Video]

[sharpes]

I can kind of do the super strength and speed, but I need a good jolt first. My body metabolizes-- uh, energy. Electricity. You know.

[Stuff.]

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Really? I knew a girl back home who could do something like that. Not so much the strength thing though. That's pretty cool actually.