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[agentdork]

[ Hey, look, it's a wild York. He's grinning like a fucking dweeb, adjusting this godawful, godawful tiara on top of his head, looking like it started out metal and plain but somehow sparkles and sequins had been hastily glued to it, and when he reaches a hand up to adjust it, his hand is sparkly, too. ]

Gooood evening, beautiful people. It's another uneventful day here, and as I'm the poor loser of a bet gone horribly wrong, "God"-- or Kara, for those of you less religiously inclined, has decided since she wiped the floor with me in cards, that I gotta make good on my end of the bet.

Let it never be said I don't hold up my end of the bargain, but also, she's a friggin' shark, so I wouldn't recommend playing against her unless you like losin' all your money, or, y'know. Tiaras. In which case I got one right here for you.

But anyway. As the floor-wiping did happen, I gotta say that yours truly likes long walks on the turtle's edge, cuddly puppies, and the color pink. In more serious news, I'm also a pretty big fan of burgers and fries, football, Grifball, guns, and pizza, just to kind of try and save some of my masculinity here, since Kara-- uh, "God" has decided I'm not really able to keep it right now.

I feel like it's worth askin'- do we even have a sports team here? Does anyone play football or anything, or would anyone be up for it? 

[ And with that same doofy grin, he waves, and shuts the whole thing off, because, welp, HE FULFILLED HIS END OF THE BARGAIN, kara. 8( ]

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[knowsmadness]

Oh c'mon, it'll be fun.

[Back to Favrielle.]

Where are you?

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[flawedgoods]

WA-3A, if you're both of mind to come travel all this way out.

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[agentdork]

You both are positively evil.

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[flawedgoods]

I take great offense to that. I've done nothing but offer you compliments on your newest acquisition, offer to gift you something further to go with it, as well as make a second offer to open up my suite to both of you as guests.

[She is the most evil.]

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[agentdork]

Double evil, 'elle. In the cutest way, but still. Evil.

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[flawedgoods]

You're going to have to make it up to me for these accusations of yours.

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[agentdork]

And crafty, you see that?

[ He shakes his head. ]

How am I gonna make it up to you, hm?

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[flawedgoods]

Of course I'm crafty. I'm a clothier, it's in my nature.

[Said as sweet as you please.]

And I don't know how you'll make it up to me yet, but you're welcome to volunteer your own suggestions.

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[agentdork]

Ahh, so that's one of the prereqs, huh?

[ He smirks. ]

I'm afraid public humiliation is a little outta question.

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[flawedgoods]

Public humiliation is not something that appeals to me in any case.

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[agentdork]

Thank god for small blessings, I guess.

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[flawedgoods]

Don't count them so soon, I'm sure I can put my creative genius to good use in this case.

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[agentdork]

Evil creative genius, maybe.

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[flawedgoods]

The more you use that word, the more you'll find you have to make up for, York.

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[agentdork]

I mean it in the best possible way, sweetheart.

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[flawedgoods]

What, you welcome evil influences in your life then?

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[agentdork]

Only the cute ones.

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[flawedgoods]

I don't believe anyone has ever called me that before.

[Compliments about her features are few and far between in Terre d'Ange.]

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[agentdork]

Now you're just messin' with me, sweetheart.

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[flawedgoods]

"Cute"? No.

[Beautiful, perhaps, before her scarring, but cute is generally not a word associated with her.]

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[agentdork]

Oh-- okay, well, I don't mean that in a bad way. Cute in the beautiful way, that's all.

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[flawedgoods]

I took no offense.

[Rather, the smile she gives him is warm, pleased.]

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[agentdork]

Oh, good.

[ he beams right back at her ]