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[agentdork]

[ Hey, look, it's a wild York. He's grinning like a fucking dweeb, adjusting this godawful, godawful tiara on top of his head, looking like it started out metal and plain but somehow sparkles and sequins had been hastily glued to it, and when he reaches a hand up to adjust it, his hand is sparkly, too. ]

Gooood evening, beautiful people. It's another uneventful day here, and as I'm the poor loser of a bet gone horribly wrong, "God"-- or Kara, for those of you less religiously inclined, has decided since she wiped the floor with me in cards, that I gotta make good on my end of the bet.

Let it never be said I don't hold up my end of the bargain, but also, she's a friggin' shark, so I wouldn't recommend playing against her unless you like losin' all your money, or, y'know. Tiaras. In which case I got one right here for you.

But anyway. As the floor-wiping did happen, I gotta say that yours truly likes long walks on the turtle's edge, cuddly puppies, and the color pink. In more serious news, I'm also a pretty big fan of burgers and fries, football, Grifball, guns, and pizza, just to kind of try and save some of my masculinity here, since Kara-- uh, "God" has decided I'm not really able to keep it right now.

I feel like it's worth askin'- do we even have a sports team here? Does anyone play football or anything, or would anyone be up for it? 

[ And with that same doofy grin, he waves, and shuts the whole thing off, because, welp, HE FULFILLED HIS END OF THE BARGAIN, kara. 8( ]

Comments

[controlledvariable]

[Steph just laughs]

I dunno, a lot of people are around my age.

[Because apparently that's not too young. She is (mostly) just messing around]

[agentdork]

...You're-- what, okay, don't be offended by this, okay, but you're like what, 18? 20?

[controlledvariable]

Nineteen. Were the guesses the part I'm not supposed to be offended by, or is there more coming?

[she's enjoying this far too much]

[agentdork]

Nope, I just get-- careful guessin' ages.

Anyway, that's waaaaay too damn young.

[controlledvariable]

That's probably a reasonable thing to be cautious about. I think the trick is to akways guess younger. [No one likes to hear they look old]

It's legal. [kanyeshrug?]

[agentdork]

[ He snorts at that, shrugging. ]

Yeah, some people get touchy. And no, not arguing that. I'm just-- god, there's just a lotta kids.

No offense.

[controlledvariable]

Offense taken. [No it isn't.

But she grows a little more somber after a moment] There are. I think the best we can do is keep an eye out for them, make sure they don't get dragged into any of the Emperor's or the kedan's messes.

[Obviously she's not including herself in that "kids" part. She hasn't been a kid for along time]

[agentdork]

Uhhuh.

Yeah. Shouldn't be too hard, right?

[ 8| That's a joke. Sigh. ]

latest ever i'm sorry

[controlledvariable]

Not as hard as it could be, at least the adults outnumber the kids.

[The other way around would be slightly alarming]

np np!

[agentdork]

Yeah, that's something good at least.

[controlledvariable]

Worst comes to worse we could always start up a day care.

[NO THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA]

[agentdork]

I don't like the use of the word "we" there. Just saying.

[controlledvariable]

It was a general "we". No need to be alarmed.

[agentdork]

Uh-huh.

[ He's grinning, at least. ]

[controlledvariable]

You don't believe me? [She feigns distress, pressing a hand to her chest to help sell it]