tushanshu | First Apple; Video

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First Apple; Video

[The feed turns on, the signal coming from Robert Lutece's console - and there he is, standing in front of the camera...in what appear to be Rosalind's clothes. They're a bit too small, and his waist is cinched in...he's got a corset on. Deadpan, he addresses the camera.]

Good evening. I am Robert Lutece.

I would just like to say...I am a complete buffoon. If I weren't so busy secretly wearing my sister's clothes while she isn't home, I might actually take a moment to listen to her. She's had a hard time of things during all this, and I haven't been nearly sensitive enough. I'm a complete idiot. Here I am, telling her to be more social...just so I can lark about at home.

I am...ashamed.

[Something is...not quite right here.]

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Rosalind, what are you doing in there?

[And then another Robert--The Real Robert-- walks on the feed behind her.]

What is this? What did you say?

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[The first Robert looks to the second, eyes narrowing.]

I told them the truth, Rosalind, as you wanted me to.

What's this now - did you just call ME Rosalind?

[Do not walk this road with him, Rosa, it will not end well.]

I did. Do you think this is funny, what you're doing?

[Oh? Are you angry?]

Why should I think this is funny? You're the one who put me up to this.

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[[or should she be replying to people during their arguing?]]

[Yes, he is, and (hulk joke). You better quit while you're ahead. He knows your secrets. Intimately.]

I didn't put you up to anything, Rosalind, now stop pretending to be me.

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Action/Video; my kokoro, vin, my kokoro, do u see these tears

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Action/Video; I CAN CAN YOU SEE MINE

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Action/Video; tonight is a cuddles night omg i'm so sad vin look what we did

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[Rapunzel looks awfully confused.]

You're...Rosalind's brother?

[Oh, good. This is reaching people.]

I am, yes.

Um...is there a reason you're wearing her clothes?

I simply do sometimes.

The skirt is comfortable.

Breezy.

Oh, well. That is true. Couldn't you find your own clothes though? Instead of borrowing hers?

[Here's a face that likely isn't that familiar, except for those piercing blue eyes.]

My goodness, the maturity rolling off this is absolutely staggering, I might swoon.

[Rosalind isn't breaking character one way or the other.]

Rosalind tells me I have maturity issues as well.

Perhaps I should listen.

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Perhaps it'd be better if you both were actually listening to the other? It's not every day I meet someone less sociable than I am.

[Sei suspects this is in no way actually Robert, between the insistence his sister is right and the differences in speech pattern, but he'll play along.]

I guess I wouldn't know, since I'm an only child, but it really does seem like siblings are the cruelest to each other. Perhaps I should count my blessings.

Perhaps you should count your blessings, yes.

It would be difficult for you to understand, being an only child.

Considering my parents, it is a blessing for those theoretical siblings as well.

I understand human cruelty just fine. It's the justification I'm a little fuzzy on.

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[mimicking Rosa's body language because she's sooooooo insistent that he's Rosalind]

If we're being factual, all three of us are only children, aren't we?

...I think you're going to have to back that up and explain that one.

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video; rosa started it, robert tried to be the bigger man /rimshot

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video; he's putting you on time-out.

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video; don't make him put shoes on and come down there

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Talk about your blunt honesty.

There's no reason for me to lie.

Well no, but most people are inclined to protect their egos, not damage them...so it's kind of strange.

I'm not most people, I suppose.

Ain't that the truth of it. Any particular reason you felt like outing yourself?

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Whoa.

[Yeah, he's late enough to catch the entire fight and. Wow. Even if watching the two of them makes him dizzy trying to sort out who is who, the substance of what's happening is plenty clear enough.]

What made you pals so mad at each other in the first place?

Daaaaaamn.

This is better than any episode of Jerry Springer.

[ Jack isn't 100% sure what's going on here but he knows siblings and suspects, at least. ]

Good one!

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