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[ Eren looks surprisingly calm-- the calmest he’s been on the network, that’s for certain. It seems like spending a few weeks here has significantly lowered his ridiculous rage levels. (thank fuckkk) ]

I understand that there’s been some sort of... magic? Happening? [ He looks off screen for a second, getting confirmation that this bullshit is probably magic. ]

While I don’t really get magic and I won’t pretend to, I’m sure there are others here who are more familiar with this sort of thing. I think this has gone on long enough, so if you’re listening... I was wondering if you could reverse the changes that have occurred. I can pay you—- In services or anything you need, really. I don’t have much money.

But my friend, he’s... She’s...

[ He pauses for a moment to look off screen again with the most title or description

face ever. This is a very long pause. It is very awkward. But eventually a figure in a green hooded mantle enters the screen. They remove the hood to ~*~*dramatically~*~*~ reveal...

Well, it’s decidedly Armin. Blonde hair (longer), inquisitive blue eyes (bigger). The way he stands is still the same. And he was never particularly manly to begin with, so the change isn’t very drastic (at least while that cape is still on). But it’s easy to tell, he is now a she. ]

I know this has to be some kind of mistake. [Even his voice is an octave higher than usual.] I’ve seen the other posts people have been making. Please, tell me, is there an antidote? I dread thinking what would happen if I were stuck in this body for any prolonged period of time...

[ Eren looks like it's slowly dawning on him that "magic" might be contagious. please dont let it be contagious thank u very much ]

We appreciate any and all help! Thank you for your time!

[ Armin and Eren as usual, because they're co-dependent nerds. ]

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[Hey guess who's eleven years old? Spoilers, it's this loser.]

...I think there are people working on it.

[He wouldn't have bothered replying, but whoa Armin is a girl what is this madness.]

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[ what the fuck am i looking at ]

...You're small.

[rly eren]

Yes, I've noticed.

[Armin's hooded head pops in on the screen.]

Bertholt? [Holy crap, this is a new vantage point. He was used to Bertl existing in a place where the weather was probably different.] Have you been shrunk? Or...

[No, that's not right. His features are different.]

No. You've been made younger.

[He nods uncomfortably. And stares a bit because holy shit Armin you're a girl.]

I just...thought you might want to know that you're not the only one who's been affected.

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[ He doesn't want to be curious, he doesn't want to dignify Berolt with legit questions, but... ]

Can you still... Can you still transform? Like that?

[Armin waits for a reply although he knows the answer: Bertholt had to have been able to shift when he was young as well. Or else Shiganshina wouldn't have happened...]

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Your change isn't being ransomed.

Then why did it happen? Who did it?

[ As irked as Raven is with Zatanna, she isn't about to throw a fellow magic user under the metaphorical bus. ]

It was a mistake. They happen all the time, even for non-magical things. The important part is that it's being dealt with.

[As soon as the post is over, Armin wanders back to their trackwreck of a living room, puts his hood back up, and sits down in such a awkwardly careful way that he is very decidedly not touching any part of himself, because that would be weird and probably indecent. How do females manage with all these squishy parts? He sighs heavily.]

Someone'll figure it out soon, Armin. Don't worry.

[ Eren keeps glancing at the computer, expecting someone to respond right now. Unfortunately, no one is responding right now. He spares it a few more seconds before finally getting up to pace about the room. ]

We've spoken to magic people, right? One of them must have experienced this... this whole thing before. It's just a matter of time.

The only person I've spoken to who's mentioned being adept at it was Lieutenant Yaha, but I haven't been able to get a hold of him yet... I hope he hasn't been effected as well.

[He watches Eren pace-- it's a little dizzying.]

I'm alright, really. It's not as though I've been hurt.

We could cut your hair.

[ solutions, solutions, solutions. While Eren might be emotionally dumb, he can tell that Armin's uncomfortable. The hood makes that pretty obvious.

he adds a: ]

That's really the only obvious difference. [ as an attempt to be comforting, but wow. he's the worst ]

The only obvious difference? [Armin bristles, somewhere between mortified anger and being completely crushed.] Oh, surely, would you like me to take off this cape and show you how little I've changed?

N-NO-- No, no, that's fine! No need for that! I was just-- I mean, if someone just looked at you, your hair stands out the most!

[ okay, this is the worst lie ever and he recognizes that it's the worst lie ever. ]

... We know plenty of girls. They cope with... everything. [ general hand motion at all of armin ] We just have to figure out how they do it.

...Mikasa does make it make it seem like there's no difference at all. But she's not here to tell us how she pulls it off.

[A moment of silence for how much he misses her.]

But more than anything, I feel indecent. This is knowledge I'm not supposed to have!

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... I take it your friend was originally a boy.

[Despite the icons the voice sounds like an adult. Young, but not a child's.]

Well, for his sake, I hope he isn't stuck that way for too long. Considering how old the two of you look, things would definitely get, well, complicated if he's stuck like that too long.

[ what is he implying ]

[ what the fuck is he implying ]

[ what the fuck is he implying oh my god ]

It's-- I mean, it's complicated, sure, but, I-- I'm not entire sure how age is a concern?

[Eren Jaeger calm your shit.]

Well, your bodies -- especially a girl's -- starts growing different at an age a little younger than what you look like now.

... It might get bloody.

[Sorry Eren you looked easy to make fun of.]

[ INTERNALIZED SCREAMING. ]

[ACTUAL MUFFLED SCREAMING FROM AN UNSEEN AREA OF THE ROOM]

[Sorry not sorry Armin he hopes your condition resolves itself soon.]

If you've got any female friends who're willing to help you out... I'd recommend it. I'd brace yourself. It could also hurt a lot.

H-Hey, Armin... Armin! H-How... How did Mikasa deal with.... [ the thing. ] It didn't hurt her, right? Right?

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[SWEET JESUS IT'S A TITAN GET IN THE VAN--

no wait it's just a really tall guy who's having to hold onto his chair because he's laughing so hard.]

Relax, it'll wear off eventually, or the idiot who buggered this up will figure out how to undo it.

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