2nd; video (backdated to thursday)

[eigensinnig]

[ Eren looks surprisingly calm-- the calmest he’s been on the network, that’s for certain. It seems like spending a few weeks here has significantly lowered his ridiculous rage levels. (thank fuckkk) ]

I understand that there’s been some sort of... magic? Happening? [ He looks off screen for a second, getting confirmation that this bullshit is probably magic. ]

While I don’t really get magic and I won’t pretend to, I’m sure there are others here who are more familiar with this sort of thing. I think this has gone on long enough, so if you’re listening... I was wondering if you could reverse the changes that have occurred. I can pay you—- In services or anything you need, really. I don’t have much money.

But my friend, he’s... She’s...

[ He pauses for a moment to look off screen again with the most face ever. This is a very long pause. It is very awkward. But eventually a figure in a green hooded mantle enters the screen. They remove the hood to ~*~*dramatically~*~*~ reveal...

Well, it’s decidedly Armin. Blonde hair (longer), inquisitive blue eyes (bigger). The way he stands is still the same. And he was never particularly manly to begin with, so the change isn’t very drastic (at least while that cape is still on). But it’s easy to tell, he is now a she. ]

I know this has to be some kind of mistake. [Even his voice is an octave higher than usual.] I’ve seen the other posts people have been making. Please, tell me, is there an antidote? I dread thinking what would happen if I were stuck in this body for any prolonged period of time...

[ Eren looks like it's slowly dawning on him that "magic" might be contagious. please dont let it be contagious thank u very much ]

We appreciate any and all help! Thank you for your time!

[ Armin and Eren as usual, because they're co-dependent nerds. ]

Comments

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...Mikasa does make it make it seem like there's no difference at all. But she's not here to tell us how she pulls it off.

[A moment of silence for how much he misses her.]

But more than anything, I feel indecent. This is knowledge I'm not supposed to have!

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How do you piss?

I DON'T HAVE AN ICON AS EMBARRASSED AS HE IS RIGHT NOW

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[Armin doubles over, buries his face in his hands, and makes a noise that would cause all the dogs within a mile radius to start barking wildly.]

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... You haven't been holding it in, have you?

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No! [Oh my God, life is despair. He runs his hands up his face and knocks his hood off without meaning to.] You-- You have to sit, and it's a complete mess-- this is so wrong!

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Okay, okay, sorry I asked!

[ Here, he'll come over and just kinda... Put your hood back on for ya buddy ]

I know I've been saying this a lot, but this is incredibly dumb.

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[Armin tucks his legs up under his cape, leans his head on his knees, and becomes an unhappy Scouting Legion blob on the couch.]

I know. [His voice is muffled.] It barely counts as psychological warfare. It's just embarrassing.

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[ Even if "magical bullshit" is contagious, seeing Armin down is like the biggest NO ever. Eren will take the risk-- he plops down on the couch next to Armin. ]

You're not bad at being a girl. There's no need to be embarrassed.

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[Armin heaves a magnificent sigh, like some ancient greek heaving a shot put a fuckton years ago, all greased up and naked and glistening in the sun.]

That's not exactly comforting...

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[ dayum, armin. ]

Maybe it'll make you stronger? Having to experience a completely different body and everything.

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[An arm pokes out from the cape, and Armin pats the side of Eren's shoulder with a slender hand.]

You can stop trying now.

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[ oh thank god ]

Is there anything I can do? Anything at all to help you?

[strategisch]

[He shakes his head.]

It's alright. Thank you for using the computer for me.