tushanshu | 2nd; video (backdated to thursday)

[ Eren looks surprisingly calm-- the calmest he’s been on the network, that’s for certain. It seems like spending a few weeks here has significantly lowered his ridiculous rage levels. (thank fuckkk) ]

I understand that there’s been some sort of... magic? Happening? [ He looks off screen for a second, getting confirmation that this bullshit is probably magic. ]

While I don’t really get magic and I won’t pretend to, I’m sure there are others here who are more familiar with this sort of thing. I think this has gone on long enough, so if you’re listening... I was wondering if you could reverse the changes that have occurred. I can pay you—- In services or anything you need, really. I don’t have much money.

But my friend, he’s... She’s...

[ He pauses for a moment to look off screen again with the most title or description

face ever. This is a very long pause. It is very awkward. But eventually a figure in a green hooded mantle enters the screen. They remove the hood to ~*~*dramatically~*~*~ reveal...

Well, it’s decidedly Armin. Blonde hair (longer), inquisitive blue eyes (bigger). The way he stands is still the same. And he was never particularly manly to begin with, so the change isn’t very drastic (at least while that cape is still on). But it’s easy to tell, he is now a she. ]

I know this has to be some kind of mistake. [Even his voice is an octave higher than usual.] I’ve seen the other posts people have been making. Please, tell me, is there an antidote? I dread thinking what would happen if I were stuck in this body for any prolonged period of time...

[ Eren looks like it's slowly dawning on him that "magic" might be contagious. please dont let it be contagious thank u very much ]

We appreciate any and all help! Thank you for your time!

[ Armin and Eren as usual, because they're co-dependent nerds. ]

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I NEVER ASKED HIM ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING!!!

Well you should have!

[There's a loud whumph as he falls into the couch and sets up a pathetic wail of "whyyyyyy" into the cushions.]

[ WAILING APOLOGIES INTO THE DISTANCE ]

... Are you two still there?

[ TURNS TO FACE THE SCREEN STILL SHOUTING INCOHERENTLY ]

[DISCONSOLATE SOBS]

HELP US.

... I don't know if our worlds have technology or medical care that are on par with each other, but do you two know anything about, well, sanitary pads?

ARMIN, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Quit asking me questions! I don't know!!!

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!

Aah, it's... something to keep your clothes clean with when you start bleeding.

Do you have any acquaintances here who're familiar with medical practices?

...Uh, I don't think they're really calm enough to be coherent about that. A...are you two okay? Armin?

[sweet baby gloandrake the screaming. the screaming. He thought someone was legitimately dying. Also why does Asbel sound like he's suddenly eleven.]

I...uh. Cheria mentioned something about keeping washable clothes around for Sophie? I-I don't really know how she uses them!

I'm sure they'll be toughened up after this. Although, I will admit I could have explained it a little better.

[Ricardo on the other hand sounds like he's in his 20s!!!]

Is this Miss Cheria available?

She's not here. She'd have probably already answered if she was.

Hmm. That's unfortunate. I'm afraid I don't have any personal experience or information I can provide, either.

Armin and... Eren, were they? Perhaps once they calm down one of them could go look for a book

...I'm kind of worried they've passed out, they didn't really sound like they were breathing.

[... This might be why Ricardo's only got people like Christopher for a friend.]

You don't sound as flustered, at least.

I...It's just blood, right? I don't think panicking right now's gonna help anything.

[He has no idea how distressing one actually is, to be fair.]

Well, simply put, it is, but many women also have severe cramping in the abdomen, lower back, or upper thighs during it as well. It's really not a very pleasant experience when that happens.

Of course not. Panicking just makes physical pain worse, though, so it's especially bad.

[Asbel not everyone is the master of zen shounen idiot like you.]

Someone might have pain killers for Armin. This city is industrialized enough that something of the sort should exist.

[Ricardo goes quiet, to listen. Are they still there...]

A-ah, Asbel, I...

[Alright, deep breaths, clear your throat, although it isn't going to make your voice even out any, dammit]

I really don't want to be a woman for much longer.

I, uh. I can kinda see that.

[I-it's gonna be okay dude we'll get your penis back.]

[He wants it back so bad. Having nothing between your legs is so weird.]

Do you know anything about magic?

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