six : slowly freaking out [video]

[everylittlegirl]

[BACKDATED to the 28th]

[Hayley clicks on the video and just stares at the console as if it's the source of her bewilderment, as opposed to her being in a body belonging to someone else entirely. The clothes she has on are tight-fitting, particularly in the chest, which she seems to be either intentionally or unconsciously hiding with her arms.]

Does anyone belong to this body?

And can we talk about those nightmares? Because that's really not okay.

[100% Trek encrypted to Bruce Banner] - [added a bit later]
Hey, do you want to like, take my DNA or study me or something? Jack said I might be the only one who experienced different effects. Either way, you like studying stuff like this, right?

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[bacondivination]

Loki, Norse god of mischief. You may have heard of me.

[everylittlegirl]

Nope.

[Of course she has, but it's more fun to deny it.]

[bacondivination]

I'm becoming increasingly depressed by the number of dimensions that I apparently don't exist in. My other-selves are just not as good as the real deal, I guess.

[everylittlegirl]

Maybe. Or maybe you're just not that popular.

[bacondivination]

I have my own fandom, I'll have you know.

[everylittlegirl]

'Fandom?' Is that like a kingdom of fans?

Just a tip for the future: Don't make up words to add to your credibility.

[bacondivination]

No. It's a thing on the internet! Scribes construct sagas of my doings and artists illustrate them. It's very cool except when it's terrifying. It's very often terrifying.

[everylittlegirl]

Oh, totally. I used to do that too, where I got excited about characters with the same name. I guess I kind of grew out of it after elementary school.

[bacondivination]

I am an actual pagan god. These are practically my modern day worshipers. It's impressive! Be impressed!

[everylittlegirl]

[Just this face.

Then, finally.] It's okay if you're not a superhero or crazy important or whatever.

[bacondivination]

How does deity rank under superhero to you? Really, how does that work?

[everylittlegirl]

Because I don't believe you and you seem to have a god complex, which could totally stem from the whole superhero jealousy thing.

[bacondivination]

You are the most skeptical creature I've ever met. You've had your soul switched with another, yet you refuse to believe in souls, and now you can't believe I am a god? What a strange world yours must be.

[everylittlegirl]

It's pretty normal. I think that's the point.