video;

[dragonswag]

[ the video feed shows Lina looking right back at the screen with a dubious expression on her face, as though she’s unconvinced that this terminal thing actually works. ]

Well, this thing doesn’t look like it’s powered by magic, but it’s definitely not like any machine I’ve ever seen. Where’s Zel when you need him? I guess I’ll just have to trust that it works.

[ And then her disposition shifts a little. Lina draws herself up, smiling winsomely at the screen, hands clasped in front of her. ]

Well! Who cares about that anyway, right? Since I’m in a totally new world and none of you have probably heard of me, I guess it’s up to me to enlighten you all! Standing here before you is none other than the world’s most beautiful, intelligent, magnificent sorcery genius extraordinaire, Lina Inverse, at your service!

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video;

[dragonswag]

[ Okay, seriously, what is this guy's deal? ]

Feeling a little threatened, are we? I know my staggering genius and utterly supreme beauty might be a little intimidating, but try to keep yourself together, huh?

Re: video;

[notpredictable]

[His eyes bug out.]

Me?! Megamind, threatened?!

Ha! Please. I'm afraid you bolster your own who too much; the only genius that staggers me would be mine.

video;

[dragonswag]

Oh, please! As if I don't know a two-bit wannabe when I see -- uh, hear one! Come on, buddy, what's your deal? Golems? Chimera? Tell me what makes you such a genius.

video;

[notpredictable]

[SKJDFSDH CUE A BELLOW.]
 
TWO-BIT--
 
[Okay time for video. Hell with this audio garbage. Megamind’s face is purple in rage and he’s practically sputtering in his anger.]
 
I’ll have you know, you tiny little girl that I - I alone -- am responsible for half the technological patents in my own world, thank you very much! I am no two-bit wannabe! I am Megamind, Incredibly Handsome Criminal Genius and Master of All Villainy and it would behoove you to cower before my might!
 
Right now!

video;

[dragonswag]

[ Lina is 110% prepared to scoff right at him, to throw a few more choice petty insults his way, but that almost dissipates completely when she sees his face. She lets out a yelp that almost sounds like a squawk, so startled that she actually jumps away from her console. ]

You're -- augh -- what the hell is wrong with your face?!

video;

[notpredictable]

[OH COME ON.]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY FACE--

[Okay. Okay. Reign it in.

. . .

N O P E.]

You are looking at the incredibly handsome face of a criminal mastermind, little girl!

video; 1/2

[dragonswag]

Have you ever even looked in a mirror!? You look like some magical experiment gone horribly --

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[dragonswag]

[ I'm sorry what was that ]

-- Did you just call me -- little girl?

[notpredictable]

[Oh. Oh yeah. He went there, Lina.

He went there. His expression turns from outraged to smug, then into a bit of a condescending LEER.]

Well - of course.

You're what, twelve?

[dragonswag]

[ Lina cracks her knuckles, looking pretty ready to set off a few spells. ]

Why don't you come over here and say that to my face and then see what happens, huh!?

[notpredictable]

So eager to wind up a dehydrated little cube, kiddo? I'm sure that I could oblige!

[dragonswag]

You bring your oversized cabbage head over here and we'll see who obliges who! You'll be burnt to a crisp by the time I'm done with you!!

[notpredictable]

Bah! I don't have time to humor little girls! I have much better things to do with my time--

Like domination of the pathetic souls of Metrocity!