I guess we're just going to have to agree to disagree.

Really? You have superhero tabloid shows? [Come to think of it, the real thought should be "why didn't his have any?"

Not that he isn't grateful they don't, because the last thing he needs are a bunch of tabloid "reporters" trying to figure out his secret identity by hounding every Mark in the world.]

Like those crazy people in stores. [Smiles a little to say "thank you."]