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[When the video feed clicks on, anyone paying attention will be treated to the image of a man who looks wildly uncomfortable. He's dressed in local clothes—his options were change into the garb generously offered or sit in the bloody, wet suit that just happened to be his favorite and is now instead draped across the back of his chair and probably ruined forever along with most of his other stuff—and is wearing an expression that's a curious mix of frustrated and tired and dazed. Like he knows what's going on, but can't quite believe it.
He rubs his face before speaking, shoulders rising and falling with an inaudible sigh. Without fully raising his gaze to meet the camera, he says:]
My name is Phil Coulson. I just—
[He hesitates, thinking. How is he supposed to approach this? "Hi, I just died, it's nice to meet you all here in this afterlife I wasn't expecting?" Bright blue eyes flicker toward the keyboard, then dart back up, this time focusing directly on the lens.]
I arrived here a little while ago.
[And there it is, the versatile, thin-lipped little smile that those who know him already know so well. This time, it's meant to convey something akin to appreciation toward those who helped him, but it looks a bit pained. He's not sure he can help that.
Because, you know, his back is killing him. Pun completely intended.]
Just thought I would say hello.
He rubs his face before speaking, shoulders rising and falling with an inaudible sigh. Without fully raising his gaze to meet the camera, he says:]
My name is Phil Coulson. I just—
[He hesitates, thinking. How is he supposed to approach this? "Hi, I just died, it's nice to meet you all here in this afterlife I wasn't expecting?" Bright blue eyes flicker toward the keyboard, then dart back up, this time focusing directly on the lens.]
I arrived here a little while ago.
[And there it is, the versatile, thin-lipped little smile that those who know him already know so well. This time, it's meant to convey something akin to appreciation toward those who helped him, but it looks a bit pained. He's not sure he can help that.
Because, you know, his back is killing him. Pun completely intended.]
Just thought I would say hello.
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Like he do.]
You can either take my word for it or ask him yourself.
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...But.
Welp.
Curiosity.]
You're a friend?
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My friend Clint.
...mm, no. Yes, but no.]
More like close colleagues. We've known each other for a long time.
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You ask an awful lot of questions.
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And then does.
And then makes he way to his apartment.]
[Yeah she's been stalking public convos WHAT OF IT.
She circles his building once before doing anything else, checking his windows with modified vision focused from a distance. As best she can, at least. It gives her a headache and makes her regular vision blurry.
The back window has the best entry angle - easiest to get to, for one, and it looks like there's some furniture on the other side she can drop behind, and her entrance will be partially hidden.
She sheds her trench, wrapping a sleeve around her hand to break the glass gently near the latch so she can slide the window up to climb inside.
Triela rolls inside and drops behind a couch.]
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And then he fell asleep at the keyboard.
Phil's never been a heavy sleeper, though, so when the muffled sound of someone breaking into his goddamn living room bumps against his eardrums, he's up and out of the chair in seconds. He grabs his gun off of the desk, makes a really pissed off face when more water drips out of it, and squints.]
Who's there?
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Calculated risk. She eases upright, her hand going to the one gun she's allowed herself to keep on her person.
It's obvious enough from the shoulder holster that she's armed.] Have you checked your ammo? Who knows how long we spent in the water.
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She's right; it probably doesn't work anymore.
Tired as he is, though, he doesn't slip, and his expression remains that of someone who's pretty much unfazed by this turn of events.]
You're the one I was just talking to. [Not a question—he recognizes her voice well enough. And if she's an associate of Clint's... well. Phil knows the company that man keeps.]
You here to make sure I'm not lying to you? Because there are easier ways than this.
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He wonders if there's a Thing going on here, but no, probably not—Signore Barton? No. Phil studies the girl for a moment, trying to pull something off of her, but... nothing. She looks unremarkable, as far as he can tell at this distance. Like a child.
And that's why he knows he should be worried. She can obviously handle a gun and has no qualms with just breaking the fuck into someone's place, so there must be something else going on here. What is he not seeing?]
There's an identification card clipped to my suit over there. [He nods stiffly toward the computer chair behind him where his suit remains draped over the back, wrinkled and most likely shrunken.] My SHIELD identification. If you know Barton as well as you claim, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.
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Triela eases across the room, trying to gauge the distance between Coulson and herself.
Except her vision keeps skewing, and she can't keep her focus. She stops out of range, closes her eyes, and grits her teeth.] Don't move.
[Eyes open. Relying on her other senses. Those haven't been compromised to the same degree - at least she doesn't think so.
She stays as far from him as possible as she slides around him to the console - and she sees he has a channel with Clint, encrypted. She opens it, reaching into the jacket at the same time to remove the ID.
It's where he says it is.
She eases her gun out of its holster, keeping the muzzle down. It's a precautionary measure. A step to ensure that if Coulson moves, she's prepared to move faster.] Signore Barton? Please respond.
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But she looks more than just momentarily thrown off, and Phil watches her with a contained curiosity that almost borders concern.
The only movement he makes is to slide his finger off of his gun's trigger, and he is silent.]
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Kid? Why are you... what did you do.
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Wait, did you--how did you get there?
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[wow could he sound any more unamused right now I mean really]
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[She's starting to sound like Henrietta.
Stand down. Triela places the badge carefully on the desk, and frowns at the tiny red smutch it leaves on her thumb.
Quickening heartbeat. Spiking adrenaline. Triela's grip on the gun tightens and she holds her breath.
Stand down.]
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( His tone is mild; it's a simple question. But really, he's trying to decide whether to laugh or be stern, and the first impulse is dangerously close to winning.
He shoots Coulson a look that might be an apology. )
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Exhale. Stand down. Stand-
In the brightness she can see darker patches on Coulson's suit. They don't smell like much. Mostly salt water. But underneath it all she can smell, or thinks she can smell, the permeating odor of blood.
Triela's face goes blank.
Exhale as you fire.
Up comes the Sig and she empties the remainder of the clip.]
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This is a nightmare, right? He can't die twice.
He stares at her gun for a half-second before diving out of the way. The bullets miss, but just barely. Once he has his bearings on the floor he rolls and aims his own weapon, fully intent on returning her oh-so-not-kind gesture.
Except it won't fire.
Can't say he's surprised, but. Shit.]
Clint, tell her to stand down!
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( Clint really isn't in the practice of yelling. Hushed whispers on comm-links, that's his normal mode of communication. But as soon as he sees what's happening his voice rings out like a shot, and he doesn't even realize it's the first time he's called her by her name.
He sees that blank look on her face and gorge rises in his throat, and then he hears Coulson's voice and the panic gives way to something harsh and efficient. He knows how far away Phil's place is, knows how Coulson can take care of himself, so he bets on that before cutting the feed, grabbing his bow, and running like hell. )
Please don't die again, Coulson. ( But that's said under his breath. )
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And pauses for a breath as she misses Coulson and demolishes a stone sculpture resting on a small table next to him. The table clatters over.
Confusion.
Move.]
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A normal teenage girl should not have been able to do that. He wonders if he's dealing with another modified human, someone who's been given some variant of the super soldier serum—
But he doesn't wonder for long, because he needs to focus on not getting his ass kicked. Which... if she is some kind of super soldier, yeah. That's going to be difficult.
His hand snaps out and grabs her wrist, and he moves behind her in an attempt to twist her arm.]
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