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[ancillary]

[ A woman in white was reclined out across one cherrywood legless chairs that came standard with the more ornate Fire sector suite decor. Despite being in a state of repose she still managed to radiate with a severe, cagey quality to her character. ]

I'll let the rest of you go over our shared displacement ad nauseam until anything useful comes of it. Right now I need anyone good with a computer [ Jarring to her elegant appearance the woman loudly cracks her shoulders and she stretched them to an uncomfortable angle to work out a painful kink in her joints. ] -or a brain surgeon. After I threw those poor kedan off the cart that brought me here.

[ She clicks her tongue as if realizing that sounded unsavory. ]

They're unharmed, but I think I overtaxed myself in the confusion.

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[ancillary]

Hmm? [ It could be the medi-gel or that she's simply done what with what was going on around, but Miranda was just going to let the deformed krogan clarify himself. ]

[zerotoawesome]

First, because you're beautiful, and that's awesome. More importantly though, do you have any idea how boring it gets pranking the newbies who don't know what's going on around here? I mean, I feel like we can just skip that whole song and dance now.

[ancillary]

So write a pamphlet. [ Miranda appeared to be busying herself with her omni-tool, and any of his overly eager advances just brushing past her unnoticed. ] You learn more from listening, much to the shock of many it would seem.

[zerotoawesome]

But pamphlets are even more boring. I can't troll people with a helpful brochure! That's just ridiculous.