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[plumlucky]

[Stephanie comes onto the network a la video and she looks tired, bedraggled, and kind of like hell in her flannel shirt and still damp jeans.]
 
Hi. Stephanie here. [She wrings her hair a little.]
 
That was an experience I never, ever want to repeat.  [Ever.]
 
Why the ocean? Couldn’t it have been a freshwater lake? At least that way, I wouldn’t feel like a too salty piece of beef jerky, though I guess then you run the risk of leeches and other watery vermin. [She needed a shower, bad, but she had some questions first. It wasn’t unordinary for her to shunt personal hygiene to the side for at least a few minutes when there were answers that could be sniffed out.]
 
And, why a coma? Anybody have any answers? Those guys that ‘saved’ me were kind of vague. I’ll buy coffee – if they have it here and God I hope they do – for anyone that can help me out.
 
[Or at least, she will until her money runs out, anyway.]

Comments

[video]

[sharpes]

You still need to breathe in a coma.

[shrug.]

A stasis would pretty much suspend all your bodily functions.

[video]

[plumlucky]

So wait, you don't have to breath in stasis? [She needs to renew her dork cred, obviously -- considering she has none.]

[video]

[sharpes]

Pretty sure? The whole point is to like, slow your metabolic rate down until you're, hell, I don't know, only using up a fraction of your body's resources.

But I'm not exactly the science type. Maybe I'm wrong.

[video]

[plumlucky]

But don't you need tubes stuck up your nose or something? For stasis?

Or a coma too, I guess.

[video]

[sharpes]

Or magic.

[video]

[plumlucky]

You really think that's for real?

[video]

[sharpes]

I've seen it in action. You get a lot less skeptical.

[video]

[plumlucky]

I would guess so. What'd you see?

[video]

[sharpes]

One of my-- classmates [wow, he almost said 'friends'] can turn into dinosaurs. Magic amulet.