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[bacondivination]

Hello there, my dear fellow captives. I've missed you all so very much, and I'm sure the feeling has been quite mutual.

[ Loki sounds positively playful and is quite cheerfully smiling as he addresses whatever audience he might gather, though there's a contrasting uncharacteristicly careworn quality to his body language. ]

Blessed with good fortune is Loki, let me tell you. Though there was a little peril to my very soul for a few days, a clever rescue cleared that all right up. It put some things in perspective here, I think. Strange how it is I find myself with most everything I could possibly desire save that aforementioned threat of what I think may have been potentially erasure from reality.

By the by, my brother is here in duplicate-- handsome, muscular fellow, likes his hammer. You'll all get along well with Thor, everyone does. That goes especially for people that don't like me, few though you may be.

So how was your week? What did I miss? Was it terribly interesting?

Comments

[bacondivination]

In my world, Asgard fell. [ Casually editting out that it's all his fault. ] Under the guidance of the three goddesses that are known as the All-Mother, Asgardia flourishes anew. So, eh, basically.

[spiderkid]

Cool.

[And then, 'cause he couldn't live with himself if he said nothing,]

I'm sorry, I gotta check. You're not, like, evil, are you? It's just, the Loki in my universe... kinda is.

[bacondivination]

I try to be the not evil variant of Loki. Still the trickster god, but far more charming and unique versus any of my counterparts.

[spiderkid]

Good. 'Cause there are a lot of superheroes here who probably wouldn't like it if you went around being all evil and stuff.

[bacondivination]

There is not one, but two of brother here. I think you're quite safe from me, intimidating presence though I may be.

[spiderkid]

Yeah, I saw. What's that like?

[bacondivination]

[ Terrifying. ]

Completely awesome. I'm not even going to lie, and that's half my godly purview right there.

[spiderkid]

[Miles lets out a small laugh.]

I don't have a brother, but I imagine meeting one from another universe would be pretty cool.

[bacondivination]

It's fascinating. There's so many differences I wouldn't have expected.

[spiderkid]

Yeah, alternate universe stuff is crazy. Like did you know there's a whole universe out there where Star Trek is real?

[bacondivination]

Star Trek? Shamefully, I'd not yet noticed any people from such a universe.

[ He frowns. ]

Odin's mangled eye, you'd best warn them of unwise wardrobe choices.

[spiderkid]

Yeah, Kirk and Spock are here.

Don't worry, I sent Spock a whole list of stuff, including the red shirt thing.

[bacondivination]

Good man. You've the right kind of priorities there, as some genre savvy would do them good.

[spiderkid]

...Thanks. [He's not sure about the god of mischief and lies giving him a compliment, but whatever.]

[bacondivination]

You're quite welcome, friend.

[ From his grin, he not even trying not to seem like he's entirely aware. Trolling people by being perfectly friendly is actually rather fun. ]