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[bacondivination]

Hello there, my dear fellow captives. I've missed you all so very much, and I'm sure the feeling has been quite mutual.

[ Loki sounds positively playful and is quite cheerfully smiling as he addresses whatever audience he might gather, though there's a contrasting uncharacteristicly careworn quality to his body language. ]

Blessed with good fortune is Loki, let me tell you. Though there was a little peril to my very soul for a few days, a clever rescue cleared that all right up. It put some things in perspective here, I think. Strange how it is I find myself with most everything I could possibly desire save that aforementioned threat of what I think may have been potentially erasure from reality.

By the by, my brother is here in duplicate-- handsome, muscular fellow, likes his hammer. You'll all get along well with Thor, everyone does. That goes especially for people that don't like me, few though you may be.

So how was your week? What did I miss? Was it terribly interesting?

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[zinthosmantra]

What kind of perspective?

[bacondivination]

The best kind of perspective, I imagine, given it's mine and all. [ He's teasing, clearly, but it lacks his usual sharp edge. ] Death is nothing to a god, but that? It... it got me thinking.

[zinthosmantra]

Considering nobody was actually dead? This should be good.

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[leviathaned]

...Is this an introduction or a dating ad for your brother? I can't tell.

[Someone focused on the correct things.]

[bacondivination]

Introduction, mostly, but you never know. Perhaps one of them would fancy you.

[leviathaned]

Oh, I'm sure, I'm told I'm a charming and beautiful creature, but I never did seem to have much luck with lightning.

[He shrugs, carelessly, and leans his chin on one hand. He's really only answered the post because he is so bored, Loki, you don't even know.]

So what's this exciting new perspective, anyway?

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[ofmyth]

[Thor's expression reads: Loki. No.]

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[unconchonable]

Hard to miss someone I ain't met proper.

[Which is really all Eridan has to say on all of that. He hardly cares for the rambling of some chipper idiot wearing spandex on his head - or whatever that is.]

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[bacondivination]

[ Oh! Oh! It's his latest chew toy from before this all went crazy. ]

Shameful, really. Whatever the Hel are you?

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[unconchonable]

[And he has no idea that he's a chew toy.]

I'm a fuckin' troll. [Said in a tone like he's SO offended that Loki didn't know this already, despite there really being no way for him to know.]

The name's Eridan Ampora. You said your name was Loki?

[He sounds utterly disinterested.]

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[spiderkid]

Your brother is Thor? The Thor?

[bacondivination]

The god of thunder? Asgardia's great protector? That one, yes. I am Loki, after all, and Loki is ever Thor's brother.

[spiderkid]

[You can see the moment of realization on Miles' face. Of course Thor's brother is Loki. But this dude doesn't look evil... Maybe Miles should give him the benefit of the doubt. Different universes and stuff.]

So, uh. Asgardia? Is that what they call Asgard where you're from?

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[wrathfulkhan]

Oh, so that's what happened to you.

[bacondivination]

I didn't skip out on our date deliberately, I assure you.

[wrathfulkhan]

Yeah, I was considering getting offended.

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[jondrette]

There was nothing terribly interesting at all.

I wish I could say there was more to it. But I drank and kept to myself.

Such an exciting life I lead!

[bacondivination]

Need I come terrorize you more, lovely? I think I do. How about we go do something fun?

[jondrette]

If you must. I will not complain if you bring me fun, though I will tell you fun does not include you stealing my whiskey.

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[superieure]

You were held? I should send a thank you note to the culprit.

[She's reclining on her chair, eyeing him curiously.]

[bacondivination]

Alas, they've not shared exactly who they are. So sorry to disappoint.

[ He says this easily, his voice calm and smooth. ]

Otherwise, I'd suggest a tasteful gift basket of assorted fruits, or maybe flowers. They did so try, and that warrants going the extra mile.

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[bonvivant]

Given that you're familiar with the disappearances, you haven't missed much else.

[No murders or anything, on the supposedly most frightening time of the year.

Bo. Ring.]

[bacondivination]

Truly? That's all? What a damn shame. This is what they get for binding the resident mischief deity on All Hallows, I tell you.

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[supremefaith]

Your pluckiness is pretty infectious...given you're...er...peril. You seem okay and you look unharmed.

Having family around probably helps...but more than one brother you're saying...[Yeah, that's curious.]

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[bacondivination]

It's a multiversal thing, the brothers. One I was raised with, the other of a similar world.

You'd probably find them impressive, what with your whole 'electrocution as a valid life choice' philosophy. They're both proper thunder gods.