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[Grave was nothing if not a good businessman, and being a good businessman meant visiting certain places of interest for meetings. That his meeting with one of his newly aquired kedan buyers was happening in a brothel didn't really bother him in the slightest. That he'd gotten an all expenses paid lay out of it had been even better. That he'd gotten a few more connections and made an arrangement for sale and collection of more Zydrate was the best.

He hadn't bothered to log in as he stopped into one of the console cafés in the Fire sector on his way out. He inured if anyone wanted to know who he was outside of those that knew him, they'd ask.]

I would like to thank the Fire sector for taking it upon themselves to realize just how helpful and proactive a well run brothel can be. To the ladies at the Dragon especially... thank you. To the rest of you, please make certain to ask for Yvette... [He thought that was her name.] Or 'Rose'... Or... well... all the ladies in the west wing. [He makes no attempt or bother to hide the smile in his voice.] Charming girls. Brilliant conversationalists... Excellent with their hands.

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Entirely too much information, Anonymous.

[There is, without question, a wide grin in his voice.]

I dunno, Meg... I think this sort of falls under the category of public awareness. I know that if tit were me, I'd have wanted to know about it.

That sudden sense of dread that overwhelms me in regards to this leads me to believe I know precisely who this is.

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Sweetcheeks, I'm not trying to hide it. [Seriously, if he had any doubt, Grave can fix it right quick. Boss or not, Grave is still Grave and he's cant change that. The bright smile is still in his voice as he continues.]

I told Rose about you, by the way... might be good for relieving some... tension.

I do not need to relieve any tension!

[You should be able to practically hear his arched brow, Megs.]

Whatever you say, boss man.

[He's growling.]

Do mind your own in that regard, please.

[Grave holds up his hands, even if Megamind can't see them.]

Sure sure. Minding my p's and q's, whatever the fuck that phrase means.

There are several places the phrase could have come from, my dear Grave. One origin happens to come from English pubs and taverns in the seventeenth century. Pints and Quarts, that sort of blather.

Are we meant to applaud your prowess?

[opposite of impressed, whoops.]

Applaud? Well only if you want to, but really this was just a matter of public awareness and service.

[Oh god he's everything she'll hate, lmaaaaaooooooo.]

Useless.

I am forever wounded by your caustic barbs. [No, really, doesn't he sound it?]

I doubt that. Though if it's injury you're interested in, something could be arranged.

Dude! If oversharing was an Olympic sport you just beat Michael Phelps, Jesus.

[THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THE NETWORK, SIR.]

[That grin is back in his voice.]

Phelps, huh? Well, can't say I mind being a gold medalist or record breaker in this regard.

[Better they learn then just casually wander where they shouldn't be, amirite??? 8D]

Uh, the rest of us might. There's kids all over the place here, asshole. Nobody needs to hear about your magical conquests.

My sexual conquests... your gentle language... the kids of today are pretty much screwed wholeheartedly, aren't they?

Only because douchebags like you can't just let them be kids.

[Grave clutches a hand to his chest, and visible or no, he's going to turn on the pained tone to full blast.]

I ain't stopping them from being kids, but I'm hardly going to paint a prettier picture over the realities of sex, drugs, and not giving any single shit for the sanctity of little Tommy and Susie.

I'm not saying you have to paint jack all for anybody. I'm saying keep your shit to yourself instead of tossing it up in public, capicé?

[Stephanie? Lots of experience with chatting hookers up!]

I don't see what the big deal is. [Referring to all the INDIGNANCE.]

I'm sure they're perfectly nice people. [She pauses.] How open were they to discussing Keeliai politics and policies? Or anything, really.

[Not that she's actually interested in the policies, but sometimes it helped to get a grasp of what one might be dealing with. Hookers, she knew from experience, could be bought with either money or food.]

Edited 2012-10-03 01:43 (UTC)

[The disgust and annoyance was to be expected in response to his post. Hell, he'd been waiting to see how long it took to start rolling in. What he wasn't expecting, and from a young woman at that, was not just her warm acceptance or the topic, but curiosity.

There is a smile in his voice when he replies.]

I can't imagine, but I would think a good deal of it is directly related to repression at an early age. [He sits back, his tone relaxed and easy as he continues.]

The ladies are lovely and seem happy to talk about anything you'd like... moreso if you're willing to sweeten the deal a bit.

[She twists her lips, and nods.]

That makes some sense, I guess. One of my good friends is a hooker.

[Pause.]

Well, reformed hooker. She's usually pretty easily bribed with food and beer.

[A smile colors his tone.]

Several of my closest friends are too... funny that!

[An amused snort.]

Seems the power of a good meal pretty much spans the universes.

[She doubts that their definition of 'friend' is the same, but she doesn't bother commenting. Not really important.]

Sure seems to. Lula really likes to eat.

I hope you looked up the STDs transmittable between them and you, first.

I suppose you're hopin for more than mutual bathing before and after? [He could be joking... maybe.]

Not particularly.

[A smile enters his voice, because he's amused as hell, that's why.]

Well, then we're all going away from this most pleasant of conversations without any let down expectations.

Outside of the one where you communicate clearly, I suppose.

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