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[asouthron]

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Alright, well, since I have my own juulan now, we're doin' Thanksgiving. So what do y'all want? Obviously, it won't be the same--It can't be, but I'll do my damn best to make it worthwhile. [ And make his Georgian mama proud. ]

So, the sooner you tell me, the sooner I can prepare. Don't make me hafta wait 'til the last second to put this together! If you forget, it ain't gonna be there. Remember that!

And don't bother requestin' drinks. I've got that side of things covered.

McCoy out.


((ooc: You are more than welcome to hack his pathetically encrypted message. He's a doctor, not an IT guy! ))

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[starcharter]

[Your weak encryption hurts Chekov's soul, McCoy.]

I can install a stronger encryption algorithm on your console, if you would like.

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[asouthron]

[ Chekov goddamnit ]

I don't need a stronger algorithm. My plans on cookin' a Thanksgiving meal are not gonna jeopardize the security of the Federation or this damn turtle!

Now, do you want to eat for Thanksgiving or not?

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[starcharter]

[He's a helper okay.]

[Not even bothered by the outburst.]

Can you make pie?

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[asouthron]

Are you kiddin'? Of course I can!

What kind do ya want--Or, well... the closest equivalent, I should say.

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[wintershepherd]

Like a... real Thanksgiving dinner?

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[asouthron]

Well, as real as I can get it. We don't exactly have free range turkeys runnin' around, or gelatinous tubes of cranberry sauce, but it'll be some kind of feast, that's for sure!

Yer more than welcome to come around, kid.

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[wintershepherd]

Really??

[ Look at this face, Bones. Just look at this face. ]

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[asouthron]

Of course! Everyone deserves to spend Thanksgiving with family, blood or not.

[ It's something he's taken to heart since he was assigned to the Enterprise. ]

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[candystriped]

... did you send this to the wrong encoding?

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[asouthron]

Uh, no?

[ And that condescending "Are you stupid?" look is totally out of love for you. Really. ]

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[candystriped]

[ lbr she's used to looks like that ]

But you're inviting me to Thanksgiving.

[ you can practically hear the non-computing noises in her brain ]

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[asouthron]

....

Yeah, that's kinda the point of this whole thing.

Look, if you've already got plans, that's fine. But I'll be disappointed if I slave over a homemade cobbler and yer not there to devour it...

[ Ball's in your court, brat. ]

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[dow]

What is the purpose behind Thanksgiving besides expressing appreciation for that which you have cultivated yourself? It seems a belatedly obvious, overly emotional sentiment upon which to base a meal.

[ This holiday is illogical as fuq, doc. ]

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[asouthron]

[ It's so nice that he can insufferably sigh loudly once again. ]

You know just as well as I do why Americans celebrated that damn holiday! Besides, it's tradition in my family. If yer so offended by the illogic of it all, you can think of it as a celebration for me gettin' a new job. One that actually pays. I can actually splurge for once. It's a big deal, damnit!

And if you wanna be in on this splurge, you better tell me what vegetarian dishes you want!

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[dow]

Doctor, surely you are aware that I do not celebrate Terran traditions. This will be my first profession of "giving thanks", though I am uncertain how to go about doing so in an officially condoned manner.

Where have you found employment?

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[asouthron]

Well, that's easy, Mr. Spock. You just eat until you have enough to hibernate on for a few days. There's nothin' to it, I assure you!

Still workin' out the details, but hopefully I'll be the newest employee of Wayne Enterprises.

[ He he he he is so self-satisfied right now. ]

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[cmdreffingshepard]

That's a really nice thought, Doctor. You don't have to do all the cooking yourself, though.

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[asouthron]

[ McCoy shrugs ]

I don't mind. Don't find much time to do it often. It's rather... therapeutic.

But, I won't say no to help. Tell me, Commander, are you experienced in the ways of Southern cookin'?

[ Oh God, the flirting. You hear that Southern drawl? Yeah, that's for you Shepard. ]

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[cmdreffingshepard]

[Shepard laughs a little. McCoy, you are really cute! With your southern twang. Aw.]

Can't say that I am. I grew up in Chicago. But I'm a fast learner.

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[pikes]

I would want you to learn encryption next time, Doctor, but maybe I'll save that for Christmas.

[ we'll just say that this is belated, right after the Log of Tears and Pain with Spock and Jim. Pike finally decided to scroll through everything and came upon this pleasant surprise. ]

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[asouthron]

[ GUYS. NO. STOP. DOCTOR. NOT. HACKER! ]

I'll be sure to talk to Ensign Chekov about that, Admiral.

[ GOD! There are more important things right now than encryption. Like, you know, Thanksgiving! C'mon! ]


((ooc: Okay, assuming Jim gets to Bones and tells him Pike's here over a few drink earlier. ))

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[pikes]

[ DOESN'T. MATTER. ]

Rightly so, Doctor. We wouldn't want anyone else stealing all your big Thanksgiving ideas.

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[jirk]

Candied yams, Bones. Please say candied yams.

[Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please. Shit's delicious. No lie.]

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[asouthron]

Wouldn't be Thanksgiving without 'em.

Can't say what I'm gonna do about a "turkey", though...

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[jirk]

Got you covered. You know Ellie? Cute kid, about fourteen?