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[6collegecredits]

[Darcy sits in front of her console and squints. Well. It's not Facebook but it's something. She leans back and relaxes her posture.]

Okay, so the idea of going to another world isn’t exactly new for me, but having it actually happen? Yeah, that’s pretty surprising. Man, Jane would flip if she knew about this! Also, the giant turtle thing? Crazy. But also pretty damn cool.

So anyway! Seeing as I’m stuck here for now, I should probably introduce myself. I’m Darcy: a severely underpaid intern who just earned her degree. Seriously, I didn’t even have time to celebrate before I turned up here. Looking forward to meeting all my turtle-neighbors, though. I don’t suppose this is some secret part of Asgard, is it? That’s the only other world I’m that familiar with.

Oh, and one more thing. I should probably ask this just in case: is there a Jane Foster or Erik Selvig here? Erik might be a little on the, erm, nutty side at the moment? Happens when you get an alien poking around in your head, I guess.

Thanks! See ya!

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[bacondivination]

That? That is lame. And the mighty Thor trounced him soundly, I take it?

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[6collegecredits]

Him and a few friends. Yeah.

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[bacondivination]

[ Mildly: ] Cool.

So, you from the same world as Angry-Birds-Thor, then?

[ Loki, no. That's not how you should categorize your alternate universe older brother. ]

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[6collegecredits]

Angry-Birds-Thor? Should I even ask?

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[bacondivination]

I think you're already asking! The first day we met, he had me teach him of your Midgardian cell phone games. It's as good a distinguishing characteristic as any.

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[6collegecredits]

Right.

And how did you learn about Angry Birds?

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[bacondivination]

The usual way, I imagine. I purchased a phone from a merchant, and downloaded the app.

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[6collegecredits]

So wait.

You're telling me that cell phones work just fine here?

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[bacondivination]

Well, no, you don't get service or anything. I did all that well before coming here.

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[6collegecredits]

[POUUUUT.]

Oh. Well, that kind of blows. At least I've got the camera though.

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[bacondivination]

If you talk to one of the assorted Tony Starks, bring that up as a problem. You never know what one of them might whip right up for you.

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[6collegecredits]

There's two of him, too? Geez.

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[bacondivination]

There's no accounting for taste, I know. If it helps, there is but one you here. And one me, for that matter, a fact I am infinitely grateful for.

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[6collegecredits]

So, this is weird, obviously, but I'd like to clear some things up here.

You: no megalomaniac ideas of taking over other planets? Or is that still a thing?

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[bacondivination]

Sounds like too much responsibility. I like you mortals, but not that much.

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[6collegecredits]

Okay, well, good to know.

[bacondivination]

Worry not! I'll send out a memo if anything changes.

[6collegecredits]

I'd appreciate it.