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[Darcy sits in front of her console and squints. Well. It's not Facebook but it's something. She leans back and relaxes her posture.]

Okay, so the idea of going to another world isn’t exactly new for me, but having it actually happen? Yeah, that’s pretty surprising. Man, Jane would flip if she knew about this! Also, the giant turtle thing? Crazy. But also pretty damn cool.

So anyway! Seeing as I’m stuck here for now, I should probably introduce myself. I’m Darcy: a severely underpaid intern who just earned her degree. Seriously, I didn’t even have time to celebrate before I turned up here. Looking forward to meeting all my turtle-neighbors, though. I don’t suppose this is some secret part of Asgard, is it? That’s the only other world I’m that familiar with.

Oh, and one more thing. I should probably ask this just in case: is there a Jane Foster or Erik Selvig here? Erik might be a little on the, erm, nutty side at the moment? Happens when you get an alien poking around in your head, I guess.

Thanks! See ya!

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Mhm.

[She looks doubtful.]

Well, let's just go with this: I don't exactly appreciate someone pointing out how lesser we are or how behind we might be. Especially since we're all kind of in the same mess here.

Oh did I hurt your feelin's pointin' out your inferiority? Seems like somethin' worth gettin' the fuck ower.

Look, Darc, we may be in this together, but that doesn't protect you from blatant truths.

Darcy.

And I guess that's fair enough. Considering it doesn't protect you from my knocking you on your ass someday.

I giwe eweryone nicknames, I suggest you deal with it, Darc.

[Oh look, a dry laugh. See! See he does have a sense of humor.]

Oh I'd like to see you try it, hag.

[Oh yeah. Hilarity.]

Patience, Flipper. [Oh ho. She can play this nickname game, too.]

Good things come to those who wait.

Flipper? [He almost sounds amused.]

Wery well, I suppose I can wait around for eternity then. Seein' as that's about as long as it'd take for you to be able to ewen scratch me.

Edited (icon??? dw I hate you sometimes) 2013-11-16 05:35 (UTC)

Yep. That's right. Just keep waiting and waiting.

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I am.

[He's really amused by this whole thing, because ha, what is a pathetic human going to do to him?]

Good.

[She'll find something if she can help it.]

I suggest you be clewer with whatewer you do, though. Because I ain't fragile like you humans.

[Look, he's even giving her tips! How thoughtful. Though, honestly, that just goes to show how much of a threat he doesn't consider her to be.]

[She's just going to keep the fact that she tasered a god to herself for now.]

Gosh, and here I was thinking I'd just try and tie your shoelaces together.

I wouldn't be surprised by such a infantile attempt.

[A taser would definitely work. He's a teenaged troll, after all, and no where near being a god.]

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I'll just have to step it up to random water balloons I guess.

Water balloons? On a seadweller? How dastardly. [And while Eridan sucks at detecting sarcasm, he does use it. Sometimes.]

But it would be fresh water.

[Okay, so sure she still wants to teach this guy a lesson, but she's just having fun with the banter now.]

How fiendish. Surely no siltsucker can measure to your lewel of contempt.

[Yeah, maybe he's enjoying this a bit. Kinda. Probably.]

Obviously. I'm just that good.

Clearly.

Anyway, I guess we'll meet again when you feel the urge to strike me with whatewer schemes you'we got plottin' in that sponge a yours, hmm?

That's the plan.

Ha. Till then I suppose, Darc.

[He might slightly be looking forward to whatever she cooks up. If only because conflict is as satisfying to a troll as any positive social interaction. They're just weird like that. REGARDLESS, he cuts the feed.]

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