tushanshu | video; 1st credit

[Darcy sits in front of her console and squints. Well. It's not Facebook but it's something. She leans back and relaxes her posture.]

Okay, so the idea of going to another world isn’t exactly new for me, but having it actually happen? Yeah, that’s pretty surprising. Man, Jane would flip if she knew about this! Also, the giant turtle thing? Crazy. But also pretty damn cool.

So anyway! Seeing as I’m stuck here for now, I should probably introduce myself. I’m Darcy: a severely underpaid intern who just earned her degree. Seriously, I didn’t even have time to celebrate before I turned up here. Looking forward to meeting all my turtle-neighbors, though. I don’t suppose this is some secret part of Asgard, is it? That’s the only other world I’m that familiar with.

Oh, and one more thing. I should probably ask this just in case: is there a Jane Foster or Erik Selvig here? Erik might be a little on the, erm, nutty side at the moment? Happens when you get an alien poking around in your head, I guess.

Thanks! See ya!

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You know, honestly, I've never looked at a television screen long enough to check.

Did you recently help stop said god of douchebaggery and an army of aliens from taking over Earth?

If by aliens you mean flying space whales and robot bug-people on flying jetskis, then the answer is yes.

That sounds about right. Congrats. We're from the same world.

[Probably.]

Maybe. There are a couple people here who might be too. Or close enough that it probably doesn't make much of a difference. You're new? Welcome to Turtleworld.

Thanks.

Thor told me as much. About the other people, that is.

So you and Thor know each other? How'd you meet? Vacation in Asgard?

Nope. He's was grounded to Earth. Literally and figuratively. My boss ran him over with our van.

Your boss ran Thor over with a van.

[ He can't help smiling at that. ]

Some boss. I'm impressed.

Actually she hit him twice.

And I tased him. We're pretty hardcore in New Mexico.

I feel like I'm missing out. Maybe I ought to relocate.

What, and leave the majesty that is a giant turtle?

Sounds crazy, doesn't it? Leaving this paradise of fun behind.

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

So, if you know Selvig, does that mean you're an astrophysicist too?

Mmm...not quite. I'm her intern, but I studied political science.

Her being this Jane person, I presume. Unless Selvig's undergone a transformation since being Loki's bitch. No judgment. I hear it's rough. So how'd a student of political science end up working for her?

Aha, no. His brain wasn't smushed in that direction. Mostly just the not-wearing-pants direction.

I ended up with Jane because no one else applied. And I may have procrastinated just a bit on picking out my internship.

Not wearing pants, huh? Now I'm really wondering about Loki.

Is it something you like? The whole physics thing? Because, you know, if you wanted to explore that avenue a little more, I could help you out. Provided we ever get back home.

Mm, I don't know about working with it personally. I liked working with Jane and Erik more than the physics of it.

Little known fact about science. It's the perfect social lubricant to hanging out with your friends.

Apparently! It helps when said science involves crazy other worlds with hot gods of thunder.

Is it the hair or the muscles? I know it's not the community theater outfit he's got going on, but I haven't managed to narrow it down beyond that.

[ A pause. ]

Or is it the accent? It's the accent, isn't it?

Mmm, probably the muscle-accent combo.

Speaking from a completely aesthetic view point, of course.

[ Later, after he's built a functional body for JARVIS in inhabit, Tony will be able to trace the reason it has the defined muscles of someone who spends a lot of time at the gym back to this conversation. After all, he already has the accent. ]

You want me to put in a good word for you? I know the guy. Worked with him a few times. Saved the planet. Beat his crazy brother's ass. I should have some clout with the guy.

Oh no. We're cool now. Thor's a good friend now.

So then you're pretty cool with the whole human-alien relations thing? If you ever need a job, let me know. I can hook you up with PR. Because once one comes down, sees the planet's all right, more will follow and before you know it, someone's freaking out.

Well, it certainly wouldn't be a boring job. I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

Any chance you've got any job opportunities while we're still on the turtle?

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