[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic don't got shit on these two.]

Well, considerin' her plans on dealin' with Mal--er, that guy, I can't say I ain't impressed with her methods. I expected somethin' a little more peaceful considerin' she looks like the other pink apes fillin' this place.

Alright, fine, I'll giwe ya the benefit a the doubt that this Lolth thing IS a god. Though methinks it's a stinkin' pile a be ess. Also, what does you bein' male got to do with anythin'? [Sure, his species is ruled by an Empress, but males aren't nearly as subjuggated as Drow males are.]