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The ruler of this place is a female and yet she rules it so completely different than what I'd expect. Everything here is...easy and the rules are...simple.

Does anyone here that has power of any kind rely on any form of deity? And if so, do you still feel a connection to them here? Or just have the powers they gave you?

[So he doesn't really want to know about you personally. He's more trying to work out in advance if any of his sisters or higher born females arrive if they're gonna be bad news.]

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[Bestest. No friends like these two.]

Oh? And how did she do that?

She's really a goddess. [He's making a face at the fact she could maybe cross over here, too bad you can't see it. It's beautiful.]

I'm male, so no where near as much as a priestess. [He's failing to mention that what he can do is harmless but...whatever, right?]

[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic don't got shit on these two.]

Well, considerin' her plans on dealin' with Mal--er, that guy, I can't say I ain't impressed with her methods. I expected somethin' a little more peaceful considerin' she looks like the other pink apes fillin' this place.

Alright, fine, I'll giwe ya the benefit a the doubt that this Lolth thing IS a god. Though methinks it's a stinkin' pile a be ess. Also, what does you bein' male got to do with anythin'? [Sure, his species is ruled by an Empress, but males aren't nearly as subjuggated as Drow males are.]

[Aaaw yissss!]

There's actually a plan to all of this? I thought it was nothing more than forcing those of us with talent together with the useless and wait around for something exciting.

You're not from my world, I wouldn't expect you to understand how it works. [He sighs.]

Because it's the females that hold all the power and it always has been.

Somewhat. If you want the secret details, you gotta be in with the Emperor, an' I'm afraid if you ain't royalty, you just don't get to know.

[He is so full of shit right now.]

Ain't you giwin' the group that's here a bit too much credit? I can hardly agree we're a group of "talent". Some a us, definitely, but to group us all together is just fuckin' wrong.

Also, on my planet we had a Empress, and it's always been a Empress, in fact it's bloody impossible for there to be anythin' but a female tyrian blooded troll, so. Still ain't gettin' your meanin' any. Are you suggestin' that males are inferior to females? 'Cos I will tell you right now that's the downright stupidest shit I'we ewer had the displeasure a processin'.

Oh well lucky for me I'm from a noble family. I guess I get to know.

[He is so calling this bs.]

I never said anything about a group. I said those of us with talent.

We have Matron Mothers, heads of the family and the one house that has more power than the rest. In my society, males are seen as inferior yes. Females have more power because Lolth favours them more, females become priestesses and really, it sounds stupid but you wouldn't want to mess with one. They'd be even quicker to kill you where you stood than I would. That's not to say males can't have some position of power.

Noble is one thing, but downright royalty? That's a whole different thing altogether. 'Fraid I can't share.

[Aaand Eridan is going to keep it up as long as possible.]

So in other words, you were discludin' yourself in that. Gotcha.

I see, sounds real fuckin' pat-stunted if you ask me. See, my society rightly discriminates against blood color but that's because it actually means somethin', like, biological superiority, and not somethin' stupid like gender. I literally cannot ewen fathom how fuckin' dumb that is because that doesn't affect anythin'. [At least not for trolls, gender for trolls is actually completely pointless for how they operate biologically.] But glad to hear that you got yourself a somewhat sensibly wiolent society. Gettin' real sick a these humans and their friendly peaceful-like society. It's a wonder they'we made it as far as they did, to be perfectly honest.

I'll find out.

Hilarious.

[Despite not being seen he's shrugged.]

I never said it was smart, if I could have it my way, I'd have roles reversed or at least so we can have more footing in our own damn lives. [And then he quickly falls quiet because there was a few reasons he had asked the question that he had. But...he's still alive, so he's feeling a little more bold.]

And there's so many of them here, it's tiresome hearing about their problems and their 'thanksgiving'. They care too much about everything and that's their weakness. Well, one of their many weaknesses. I think the fact they've got as far as they have can be put on their combined idiocy.

I'm sure you will.

An' I'm a right comedian, I know.

[And Eridan nods. You'd think they should just put up video, but alas.]

I getcha. Is that why you were askin' about powers from deities? 'Cos you don't want to face the wrath a your own for hawin' heretical wiews and the like? [While Eridan thinks their way of ruling is fucking stupid, he still has some respect for how they uphold their ways. It's their culture, after all, and from Eridan's view point, Dinin would basically be a lowblood complaining about highbloods. Which, makes him feel less than sympathetic towards him, even if he does think the gender thing is pretty dumb.]

Agreed. An' that wery well may be it. I don't get this holiday, but they seem pretty damn infatuated with it. They're a whiny and pathetic species, and I'm outright offended that I got to be subjected to their ilk.

[He'll just leave out the fact he's been invited to a Thanksgiving dinner and is going, as well as having made a friend that's human. But whatever.]

That's part of the reason. The other part being I'd be delighted if any of my sisters showed up without the power and protection they had. [Because oooh would he like to kill Briza.]

From what I understand it's just an excuse to stuff their face and spend time with each other. Which I wouldn't be surprised if all their little holidays were centred around the constant need for attention and food. [He might just slam his head against a wall when he hears about Christmas because shit, this will be awful.]

I'm offended at being here period.

Oooh, got some rewenge planned? [He can smell a grudge from a mile away, and he may sound a bit more interested than anyone has right to. He loves this sort of shit.]

Seems to be the case, yeah. They're all about attention and positiwe emotions, and it's pretty pathetic watchin' 'em grasp for it so desperately.

[A sigh.]

Well, of course I am too, but it's worsened with them crawlin' ewerywhere. Glad to know I ain't alone in my disgusted regard for their ilk.

I always have something planned. [If you had Briza as a sister then you'd understand. The other sisters weren't so bad, but Briza was just so annoying and loud and big.]

It's sickening, though it does mean they have plenty of weaknesses to exploit.

I thought it was bad enough that I was brought to the surface world, and then I saw who I was stuck with. I was afraid that everyone here might have been like them, but pleasantly surprised to see otherwise.

Good to know at least one dirtfucker has a good head on his shoulders. Care to share? [Trolls don't have siblings. Or more accurately, trolls are all siblings in the fact they all have the same "mother", but they don't hold the same familial value as other races. In fact, they don't even know what family really is.]

Yes they fuckin' do. Makes 'em easy to play too, always expectin' the best outta ya, ewen when you got no reason to be held in such a regard.

[He lets out an amused sound, almost like a laugh.] Is that your way a sayin' you like me? Aaw, I'm touched.

Dirtfucker, eloquent. And no, I don't think I'll be sharing it.

[Now that would be something he would wish was true for him as well, having no siblings. His family was a little on the messed up side. He doesn't like to talk about it :|

He's grinning now.]

That's one of the small delights I'm finding here.

[And then there's a snort and a bark of laughter.] I wouldn't go that far.

As always. [Though that gets a disappointed sigh.] That's hardly any bloody fun at all. How lame.

Aw, come now, I'd say we're well on our way to a established friendship. [Of course he's being sarcastic, but he's, maybe, somewhat being sincere. Just a little. He kinda likes this guy, and he much rather make enemies with humans than the non-humans. Though, he's fine regardless, beyond that 'friend' means 'enemy' where he's from anyways, so it isn't like he'd let his guard down even if they were on the more positive end a social interactions. He's a fucking island, after all, it isn't like he actually needs anyone.]

Maybe if she shows up here and it's a more favourable situation, I'll invite you to the fun.

[Pfft, who needed friends? Who needed people? They weighed you down and you never knew if they'd stab you in the back. So obviously it was best to do the stabbing first, right? And maybe being on slightly better terms with him wouldn't be too bad. Plus he didn't like the humans which was a good thing.]

Oh yes, how could I not see it? The best kind.

I'll keep you to that.

[Eridan is definitely the 'stab them in the back first' type of guy. So he totally gets the mentality. Trolls kind of promoted that way of thinking, after all!]

Certainly, what else do you need to bond ower than a mutual disgust a inferior species, right?

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I'm a man of my word. [And if you believe that, you're a fool. But hey, nice to see that there's a few similarities!]

And with their numbers being so high, there's enough to last a good while.

[Yeah he's not going to believe that any more than he'd believe the notion that pigs can fly. And he's seen flying whales, actually shot them down fairly often too.]

An' they only seem to be increasin'. Honestly, it's their own fault if they're dumb enough to trust someone that ain't a their own race, let alone who is wastly outnumbered by them.

Perhaps a purge of some sort will give us room to breathe, at least for a moment until that female brings in more of them or they're brought back to life.

Perhaps that's somethin' best left to discuss in the company a each other, and not so much ower the open network where any dirtscraper can listen in.

[But Eridan doesn't sound put off by the idea, not in the slightest. He's kinda got... a thing about genocide. A thing where he really really is romanced by the idea of it.]

Then that's something we should do then.

Definitely.

[A beat.]

Perhaps we can arrange a time and place sometime soon, I'd be down for it today, but I got a prior arrangement. [aka He's going to a Thanksgiving thing. He's a huge hypocrite.]

[And it's a god thing he doesn't know what the 'prior arrangement' is. Unless it was used as an opportunity to gather information...]

I currently have nothing to do here that would get in the way of making plans. Maybe we should go by your schedule.

[Eridan would totally claim it to be such, even if it isn't.]

That'd probably be best, I'm fairly busy after all. [more like not at all] Let's see... [There's some shuffling around, like he's looking at something, clearly his busy, busy schedule.]

We could next week sometime, I can get back with you on a specific date, assumin' nothin' comes up. [Like the approaching landfall, wwhat a surprise.]

I'm sure that you are.

[And he waits, but no one said there was any kind of patience behind it.]

You know how to get in touch. [So rude of it.]

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